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未来的金融领袖

16 十月

尼日利亚骗局

这个女人永远也拿不到钱。她说,用资金支票退还给了她的客户把我的公寓变成家庭办公室是钱地址不足今天它将由UPS或Fedex重新发送给我我的简历上有足够的地址在电子邮件正文中清楚地提供了足够的地址但支票被退回了他们要求我的银行帐户多久我给它两天了我知道你更愿意通过支票付款但为了时间的利益,我们可以发送西联汇款我们可以直接将其发送到您的帐户吗?我们需要您的路由号码,帐号,网上银行密码和社会安全号码她的英语不在Google翻译中她在泰国教了八个星期的研讨会她是一位肖像摄影师我不知道在泰国有八周肖像摄影研讨会的市场,但是,如果她给了我这份工作。失业索赔表说:你拒绝任何工作吗?继续阅读

我会用祈祷的力量来治疗你的性病

7 二月

拍罗伯逊

有一个贝宝链接now, per a kind suggestion in the comments.  It’s under “Support” in the Sidebar.  It’s not a “Donate” button per se, because Paypal fucks you on “Donate” buttons nowThey will freeze your shit for not being a 501(c)3 tax exempt charity.  So instead it’s a button where you “buy” “support” for this web site and name your price.  You may have to put a shipping address in there because it’s an imaginary “product” but I don’t give a shit where you live and will never share your info with anybody.  They could have a hot knife to my balls and they aren’t getting shit out of me.

I won’t love you any less if you don’t give me any money, and I’m not going to hassle you about it.  I don’t do this for the dough.  Money I receive will be spent on alcohol and women.  Meanwhile a child will die from preventable illness.

谢谢

获得被解雇的日记:自由节前夕

31 一月

从flickr用户andysternberg窃取的图像。

Tomorrow is Freedom Day.  My last day of work.  Most people in my work orbit don’t even know.  I don’t know how to tell them.  I don’t want to have the same conversation over and over. 我要离开公司了.  They’ll try to sound out whether I left or got fired.  In fact, there is some nuance.  I’m getting fired, but I fucking真的很想要to get fired.  Like when your house burns down but you hated that fucking house anyway, it was the fucking Amityville house with demons crawling out of pools of blood and you hallucinated that every meal was full of maggots, and at least now you can collect insurance.  They want to say我很抱歉; they want to show sympathy for what they think I must be unhappy and scared about.  I don’t know any of these people, I realize now.  They don’t know me.  Because these jobs are like getting paid to slam your dick in a car door over and over  and anyone who does them is a fucking idiot.  We have such a short life; I have wasted so much of it at this.  I am glad to be free and I am sorry you’re still here, saying your work is going great like a battered wife talks about her marriage.继续阅读

激情:爱情故事,第四部分

29 十一月

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2012年10月16日

来自:Angela Euna Kim(socalprincess@hotmail.com

致:Filbert B.金(FKIM@ GaldBurkKimL.C.com)

榛子,

阿尔罕布拉的雷克萨斯今天早上打电话给我一个男人告诉我我每月的付款没有按时支付。我和我的朋友一起吃早午餐,我不需要告诉你,当你的朋友能清楚地听到通过电话说的话时,收到债权人关于延迟付款的电话是多么的尴尬你没有按时支付月度款项,他们正在评估100美元的费用和额外的利息,如果还有三笔延迟付款,那么这辆车就有被收回的危险(!)

How could you allow this to happen? YOU need to take care of this right awayYou also need to call on mom’s car and make sure her latest payments are up to date.  Please do this right now.  If mom got a call from a car dealership telling her she was a deadbeat she would be mortified.

Fuck.  The fucking car payment.

2012年10月16日

来自:Filbert B.金(FKIM@ GaldBurkKimL.C.com)

致:Angela Euna Kim(socalprincess@hotmail.com

亲爱的安吉拉,

Why don’t you just call it what it is, you idiot– a fucking Toyota.  A fucking Toyota Camry, except, that wasn’t expensive enough for you.   You needed a Toyota Camry that cost eighty thousand dollars.  Because you liked the color.  Metallic teal.  And probably because you thought the raghead salesman was handsome.  You fucking whore.

You bought it because you liked the fucking metallic teal, and the voice of the onboard computer.  It was easy for you to plug in your god damn earpiece that’s glued to your head like fucking Robocop and make calls where you talk about nothing to your muppet-faced USC friends.  What did you even have to talk about, before you had that fucking car?  Grey’s Anatomy?  God forbid you should pick up a fucking book.  I should have killed you when I had the chance.继续阅读

激情:爱情故事,第三部分

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2012年10月26日

来自:Filbert B.基姆(FKIM@ GaldBurkKimL.C.com)
发送至:astrid666@gmail.com

阿斯特丽德:

Enough.  This has to stop.  You wanted to hurt me.  You did.  It’s over.  You won.  Please, have some compassion.

尊敬,

榛子

The phone was vibrating.  It was his mother again.  13 missed calls.   Astrid had done something.  He couldn’t call his mother back until he had figured out what it was, and could get ahead of it.  Maybe not even then.  Maybe he would just let the relationship with his mother go.

他的枪放在膝盖上。“40口径的史密斯和韦森”。“当然是史密斯和韦森”。“当然是宝马”“M”系列,当然他懒洋洋地穿着耐克”牌游泳凉鞋,卡尔文·克莱因”“中号黑色男拳击手内裤。”他买了它,因为它是相同的枪支。他使用了LAPD,因为他喜欢这两种音调。“持枪的男孩是世界上最大的一群小女孩。”弹药盒里有一只秃鹰,它猖獗地举着燃烧的爪子,准备撕裂你家入侵者的心脏。

He had spent the night fucking Astrid with the gun in her mouth.  It cost him three hundred dollars.  He made that before 10AM.  She really needed the money.  Everyone really needed the money, except him.  He told her there wasn’t a bullet in the chamber but there was.  He needed it to cum.  Twenty years ago it barely took a stiff breeze.

为什么他妈的要说些什么。他为什么不能就这样放手。你爱某人,他们离开你,你付钱给他们,当他们吃你该死的手枪时,你却去操你,你赢了。没有必要用从红绿灯传来的经过深思熟虑的短信来磨擦它。如果他在射精之前发过短信,他会原谅自己的,但如果你的球是空的,你没有任何借口。继续阅读

激情:爱情故事,第二部分

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2012年9月23日

来自:Filbert B.基姆(FKIM@ GaldBurkKimL.C.com)
致:Patricia Wong(twong@goldbergkimllc.com)

特里西娅,
 
一些评论:
 
1)      When you have a case name, and you put the words “et al.” after the first plaintiff’s name or first defendant’s name, there must be a comma after the first plaintiff’s name or first defendant’s name.  I have seen this grammatical error repeated, so I do not think this mistake was inadvertent.  Now, you know the rule, so please do not repeat the same mistake.
 
2)      Vartan Gregorian, of Goldman, Silverman & Hastings, is not in the arbitration.  He represents Gorog Nasroobian, the co-defendant who is not part of the arbitration, and who was expressly excluded from the arbitration by his own choice and then the subsequent court order.  Thus, instead, the letter should have been addressed to only Patrick Silverberg and Herbert Pinkney, the two co-counsel for the primary defendant, Oleg Krikorian.  Krikorian is indeed part of the court-ordered arbitration.  But Patrick Silverberg was not even listed in your original letter.  Those are the two relevant co-counsel: Patrick Silverberg and Herbert Pinkney.  Get familiar with their names.
 
3)      There should be two spaces between a period at the end of a sentence and the first word to begin the next sentence.  In this letter, you consistently only put one space.  I have seen recent briefs where you have interchangeably used one space and two spaces.  Sometimes three spaces.  I have had to make repeated changes in this letter and those recent briefs as a result.  This is unacceptable.  Two spaces.  That’s it.
 
你现在是高级助理The standards set for you are higher than before.  I hope and expect you will meet them.

尊敬,

榛子

She needed money.  She had a kid, a 14 year old, the son of some guy from when she was 17.  The guy had owned a car.  That was what had qualified him for fatherhoodHe could drive up a block away from the group home and take her to movies and parties.  She squatted on top of him in the back seat; he hadn’t even moved the combination snow brush and ice scraper with the Peak™ antifreeze logo on it, a nice picture of mountains.  Afterwards there was a mirror imprint of the mountains on her shin.  Men with absolutely nothing happening in their lives and no futures just cum in girls.  I mean, why not.继续阅读