标记档案:doritos

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27 八月

必须写一些家庭友好的东西,所以我不会错过一个月的档案自豪感做了五年以上,如果你看右下方,你会发现没有错过一个月一开始不是错过了一天我是一个该死的机构。 继续阅读

读者邮箱:梦幻岛

3 四月

sw小吃

一个女孩,我一直在互联网上与想要从城外访问我的互联网写道:

你能写出你曾经幻想过的所有事情,或者/在/上/在/等我吗?

或者我不允许看到它

因为那很有趣

我的意思是:我想操你这就是它你知道他妈的是什么样的迪克进洞了也许我会把你的手腕放在脑后,但我不会在第一次约会时扼杀你或任何一个狗屎我的猫可能会进入我打开的推拉门,走进房间,然后喵喵叫我们会笑一笑心情会被破坏我将继续以一种熟练的方式将我的萎靡不振的勃起拖入你体内,但我无法暨我会开玩笑地道歉并起床并获得更多酒给猫一罐食物然后,当我在reddit上阅读狗屎时,你会站在我身后We’ll laugh but you’ll be thinking: what the fuck? This guy could have my wet young pussy and he wants to watch Russian dash cam videos? I’ll be thinking: who cares我干了她校验现在我暂时想不到它此外,与这些世界之星嘻哈战斗不同,他妈的俄罗斯人知道如何偶尔用左手分解它黑人家伙就在右边右边。继续阅读

旧闻:R.I.PArch Dor,Doritos的发明者

9 四月

最初发布于2011年9月27日。

The last bag of Doritos I ate before the death of Arch West were the best I’ve ever tasted.  We were up in the mountains, me and my fake girlfriend.  Smoggy and hot in the city but up in the Sierras it was cool, clear day, and we stopped at the Native American Cultural Center to check out some artifacts—longbows and shit made from pelts.  It was a welcome relief from a tough week, and the two stoned Mexican guys running the federally funded shack and posing as Native Americans had a cooler of soda and basket of various chips for sale.  We chose original flavor Doritos and a Coke.  The classic American snack.

Something about the mountain air, the rigors of the wilderness; something about the long grueling week– the experience of eating those fucking Doritos wasmagnified.  I could taste freshly harvested corn pulled from a heartland field in the dawn.  Chilis hand dried in an adobe marketplace by a Toltec woman with hard, withered fingers.  Salt delicately culled from the nurturing bosom of the sea.  These Doritos tasted like生活,认真。

It brought to mind how about every three months for the past several years I’ve thought, apropos of nothing: who is the guy who invented Doritos?  This man will get no Nobel Prize, but what he gave the world brought more joy than virtually anybody.  In retrospect, I might have known that the universe was giving me a chance to truly taste the man’s masterpiece before he passed to the great beyond.继续阅读