狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 星期六,2018年11月3日02:53:58 +0000 每小时 1 http://wordpress.com/ https://s0.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 这就是我所相信的 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/10/10/this-is-what-i-believe/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/10/10/this-is-what-i-believe/#comments 2018年10月10日星期三20:27:01 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 工作 泰勒斯威夫特 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=6015 工作是生活死亡“工作创造者”是杀人犯America is Satan&#8217;s agent in the world, spreading the Antichrist gospel of “work ethic.” It must be annihilated这就是我所相信的特朗普虽然在激怒人们的同时充满乐趣,却只是推动就业,就业和就业的撒旦代理人企业家和骗子不是人类They [&#8230;] <p> <span style =“color:#000000;”>工作就是活死“工作创造者”是杀人犯America is Satan&#8217;s agent in the world, spreading the Antichrist gospel of “work ethic.” It must be annihilatedThis is what I believe.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Trump, while fun when irritating people, is just one more Satanic agent pushing jobs, jobs, jobs企业家和骗子不是人类他们是魔鬼Their purpose is to propagate evil.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">America treats these malformed creatures as gods史蒂夫乔布斯是一位大人物,他的食物是人类的痛苦比尔盖茨和他的魅魔妻子梅琳达拯救非洲儿童只有一天将他们引入精神疼痛提取器(学校)以吞噬强大的痛苦浪潮伊隆马斯克,一个被祖鲁女巫诱惑并被赋予不圣洁力量的智障男孩沃伦·巴菲特(Warren Buffett)对鞭挞胎儿的恐惧感进行了悼念,华尔街人士在他的路西法(Luciferian)神庙中虚伪地嘲笑奥菲哈(Omaha)墓地Archdevil <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/03/22/mark/">Maruk Z&#8217;huqq-h&#8217;r-Bhurrgh</a>, an infernal superorganism psychically conjoined to perpetually starving harpy sisters, innovated the ultimate demonic feeding trough of advertising-based agonyA book that eats faces.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">All entrepreneurs and businesspeople, as well as high-level executives and professionals, are not people相反,他们是渴望地狱的仆人,他们痛苦地忍受着人类的痛苦呕吐它的妈妈鸟的风格,在准性贪婪狂喜的阵风中,回到他们心爱的主人,撒旦的食道中没有例外这只是我的看法</跨度> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/10/10/this-is-what-i-believe/feed/ 15 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 紧身内衣 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/09/12/the-tight-underwear/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/09/12/the-tight-underwear/#comments 星期三,2019年9月12日20:49:53 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 日记 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=6007 我的新内衣太紧了如果我把腰带穿得很低,就会切断我的股动脉在我的臀骨或爬行的静脉它会切断我的血液供应I&#8217;ll have to get limbs amputated我会迟钝的如果我穿它们高,那是什么They make me know how [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="6009" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/09/12/the-tight-underwear/soprano-boxers-2/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg" data-orig-size="570,428" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="soprano boxers 2" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6009" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="soprano boxers 2" width="300" height="225" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg?w=150&amp;h=113 150w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/soprano-boxers-2.jpg 570w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My new underwear is too tight如果我把腰带穿得很低,就会切断我的股动脉在我的臀骨或爬行的静脉它会切断我的血液供应I&#8217;ll have to get limbs amputatedI will be retarded.</span><span id="more-6007"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">If I wear them high, what他们让我知道我有多胖I have a fucking six pack and I&#8217;m fat需要扔掉这个糖果我现在有一个女孩在这里留下巧克力She doesn&#8217;t eat it herself她把它留在这里让我吃她想让我成为脂肪我能感觉到弹性捏到我肚子上自行车轮胎尺寸的松弛环上它会在我的胆量周围留下红色印记Take six weeks to recede.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">It&#8217;s a delicate balance因为我的身体真的被撕裂了,我的脸必须如此瘦,以至于我的眼睛坐在深黑色的坑里当葡萄变得如此陈旧时,眼球本身开始起皱,就像从葡萄堆上掉下来的葡萄一样,坐在袋子的底部,每磅出售39美分胖胖的胖脸,我能感受到它我的新内衣我很兴奋漂亮的颜色漂亮的图案They will crucially cradle my balls which have hurt lately这就是我的想法无论连接我的坚果的其余部分我已经伤害了像个小鬼轻轻拽下来调整螺母肉和fingerful囊下来下来向地球所以我纠结在我的脚踝当我赤身行走我在看<黑帮女神< / i >托尼返回从厕所在他的<我> comare& # 8217;s < / i >房子之前她# 8217;s纵火烹饪鸡蛋搅拌器和塔巴斯科辣酱油他穿着拳击手这个比我大的男人怎么能让他的坚果像这样自由Do other men, even fat guys who lurch around, whose big thick fat legs just bruise and batter the sac&#8211;do other men have small tight balls.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Anyway I bought this underwear to support my balls100%纯棉The &#8220;microfiber&#8221; blends make my sac stink like an old ladyI was excited about the new underwear; they were buy two get one free; the cashier was cute young and Asian and I got to ask her where the men&#8217;s underwear was which made her think about me in it毫无疑问,想象出我的schlong更加厚实的想象版本And when she checked me out the credit card machine said LEAVE CARD INSERTED, which made me think: I&#8217;d like to leave my COCK inserted&#8211;in YOUAnd then I laughed all the way back to my car thinking of this.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Every fucking thing, an appointment in Samarra我已经感觉到了我的手指没有血我感到头晕目眩在它的高中体育馆大小的头骨,在两侧咂嘴,干燥的大脑嘎嘎作响扭曲了我的记忆我的前额皮质当然完好无损这使我能够计划,运作和工作上帝保佑我应该成为一个只是偷窃和强奸的冲动动物胆量扭曲耶稣基督我是否应该将其他两个返回为大型。</ span> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/09/12/the-tight-underwear/feed/ 9 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 女高音拳击手2 击败狗 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/#comments 星期六,2018年8月11日19:28:44 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 温斯顿丘吉尔的迪克 isabela moner http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=6001 我在沙滩上我对我的书是“侦察位置”我需要一所房子It belongs to a specific person, I can&#8217;t say who我读到她住在这个海滩小镇So I went there and I walked down and down and down the beach past where young teens shivered [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="6002" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/vick-hat/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg" data-orig-size="1050,699" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="vick hat" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&#038;h=200" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6002" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&#038;h=200" alt="vick hat" width="300" height="200" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&amp;h=200 300w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=600&amp;h=400 600w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=150&amp;h=100 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was on the beach我是<a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/">我的书</a>的“侦察地点”我需要一所房子It belongs to a specific person, I can&#8217;t say who我读到她住在这个海滩小镇所以我去了那里,我一直走来走去,在海滩上,年轻的青少年在腰间高高的水中颤抖,他们的屁股裂缝吞噬了他们的比基尼泳裤对于富裕的人们来说,坐在折叠式露营椅上的老人们会瞪着你,因为在他们心目中这个海滩是<i>私人</ i>And I glared back because I&#8217;d be happy to humiliate them in front of their wives and daughters用一个右十字架击晕它们然后将它们拖出海浪并低头约45秒让他们绝望一口气然后又回来了重复重复一遍The wife can&#8217;t leave to run back in the vacation rental and get the phone to call the cops but she&#8217;s not quite prepared for violence either, genetically她不得不拼出一块正确大小的浮木来向我挥动I got doxed so I won&#8217;t tell you what happens to her in this storyShe better hope a fuckin dolphin saves her.</span><span id="more-6001"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was on the beach and some middle aged rich woman&#8217;s German shepherd attacked meFirst it ran out and antagonized a guy&#8217;s two fat Labradors接着我拍摄和盘旋和吠叫它越来越近了,但似乎仍然害怕被我带着的拖鞋弄到脸上A German shepherd isn&#8217;t a pit bull, which is just a dumb missile made for killing大多数斗牛犬应该被活体解剖这位德国牧羊犬还有一点点大脑一点计算那个女人,主人,跑出去,上帝保佑她试图控制狗但她# 8217;年代一个女人Tried to get between me and the teeth and I said you&#8217;re making it worseNow the dog&#8217;s protecting you狗不听她的话狗正在变得茜茜和茜草,这是因为我尖叫着说他妈的走了过来拿Idea being it would latch on to my left arm and I&#8217;d get its neck with my right把它挂在衣领上把它带到海浪中并淹死它在岩石上打破它的背部Again, a pit bull, you know it&#8217;ll just crush your arm痛苦会让你发疯它会杀了你The woman, frantic, panicking, screaming for the dog and I puzzled out the right size piece of driftwood, a six foot pine log held up like a spear and I screamed, get this:</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">YOU WANT TO PLAY FETCH, BITCH</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now the woman was screaming at me saying please please don&#8217;t hit her这就是我想要的她拿到了衣领,我就走了我书的完美建筑距离酒店半英里它的架构以意想不到的方式与已经存在的设置和主题联系在一起It has meaning.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">On the walk back I saw the woman again她在哭I&#8217;m so sorry, I&#8217;m so so sorry, she said.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I said it&#8217;s OK你的狗是一只狗This is what she&#8217;s supposed to do你知道他们在辛辛那提动物园里有那只美洲虎它下了车杀死羚羊他们问动物园管理员:你说要放下它,我说没有这是一只很好的美洲虎你的狗是一只狼,在与人的关系3万年后放大了一些本能She&#8217;s protecting your houseShe&#8217;s a good dog我喜欢打她我故意激怒她这让我感觉像我:愤怒的猴子Please don&#8217;t punish the dogWe&#8217;re just two animals我误解了暗示我升级了And she wept, and hugged me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The day before at the gym a man stole my parking space然后我撞上了他的车窗,向你大喊大叫我挡了他的车我做了一个从我的行李箱里抓起一把斧头的大秀Just sitting there with it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Then I saw him inside doing cable flyes我道歉了他为占用停车位而道歉之后我打电话给我的AA赞助商吹嘘这个<i>第十步</ i>他说你可能想从你的车里取出武器,伙计但是,如果我需要收集木柴呢?我保留在空调上的另一个更大的斧头In case the neighbor&#8217;s pit bull who killed my cat gets out againSo I can swing it full hip swivel into its spine&#8211; then stop不杀它切断脊髓所以它必须在其中一个狗轮椅中拖着自己而且我可以再次在街上看到它并将它踢开,然后大笑I apologized to them too为了对抗狗But it barks again at night and I&#8217;m going to tie firecrackers to its neck to destroy its mind让它害怕门砰的一声它对我做的方式。</ span> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/feed/ 16 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos vick帽子 明天 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/01/tomorrow/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/01/tomorrow/#comments 2018年8月1日星期三14:25:53 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 妇女 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5999 我# 8217;我的工作I&#8217;ll use Microsoft Office to do what a rich guy tells me to do离开晚了I&#8217;ll go to the Vons and see what&#8217;s on sale也许猪排也许是一些布鲁塞尔豆芽我需要牛奶I&#8217;ll go home instead of the gym because I&#8217;m out of dress shirtsNeed to do [&#8230;] <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;ll workI&#8217;ll use Microsoft Office to do what a rich guy tells me to do离开晚了I&#8217;ll go to the Vons and see what&#8217;s on sale也许猪排也许是一些布鲁塞尔豆芽我需要牛奶I&#8217;ll go home instead of the gym because I&#8217;m out of dress shirts需要洗衣服在驱动器上谈到我的AA赞助商告诉他我的AA赞助商所说的是关于疯狂的定义回家做饭猪排放在洗衣服做我的杠铃做硬拉将衬衫从洗衣机中取出并挂在干燥的地方将内衣,袜子和毛巾放入烘干机去参加AA会议把我的衣服从烘干机里取出来我不会折她不会给我发短信I will not open the door and it&#8217;s her.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/08/01/tomorrow/feed/ 8 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 得到性交 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/07/28/get-fucked/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/07/28/get-fucked/#comments 星期六,28七月2018 22:42:42 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 日记 洛根保罗 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5993 当愚蠢的他妈的孩子在楼上踩踏时,我需要张贴一些东西And I&#8217;m hornyAnd I drank too much coffee, or too little&#8211; I gotta order a new ball hair trimmer我的DVD的另一个活页夹Never watch but can&#8217;t throw them away修理鱼缸要做到这一点,泄水鱼(& # 8230;) <p><img data-attachment-id="5994" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/07/28/get-fucked/young-george/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg" data-orig-size="928,523" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="young george" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5994" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" alt="young george" width="300" height="169" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=300&amp;h=169 300w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=600&amp;h=338 600w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/young-george.jpg?w=150&amp;h=85 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I need to post something while the stupid fucking kid stomps around upstairsAnd I&#8217;m hornyAnd I drank too much coffee, or too little&#8211; I gotta order a new ball hair trimmer我的DVD的另一个活页夹Never watch but can&#8217;t throw them away修理鱼缸要做到这一点,沥干鱼缸I don&#8217;t even know where the leak isFuck, I don&#8217;t want to get rid of it我想要一个鱼缸My recurring – fuck &#8212; did I yell audibly我是否听到他们四处乱喊他们他妈的听到了我的话好吧,他们停止了st脚他们踩,它使我疯狂我大叫他们停了下来我感到内疚You can&#8217;t fucking win.</span><span id="more-5993"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">They don&#8217;t know how loud the kid is或者他们不要# 8217;护理People with kids don&#8217;t care about anyone else它们也不应该I&#8217;m the useless tumor on society with no investment in its future.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I don&#8217;t want to mix a big batch of diatomaceous earth and fertilizer and red phosphorus from match heads and screws and ball bearings and flechettes and strap it to myself and go to the nearest church or school and detonate it但我明白为什么人们这样做等待来自OKCupid的女孩的文本的时刻谁回复了我的留言Meaning she&#8217;s at least two points beneath me on a 1-10And I&#8217;m not exactly a nine my fucking selfA fat woman who said yes to a date and confirmed the date/ time and you say <i>on my way </i>and …</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Just deep black silence like your own death但仍有一半的清醒因为奇怪的梦想而烦恼被忽视的鱼缸奇怪的生物半生活埋在沙子里,用针状鳗鱼牙咬着彼此后来她有一些无意识的时机感文本s <我> orry卷入了办公室本周是一场噩梦</ i>你可以放手的确切时刻只是让我不可见女人变得非人化But I&#8217;m not even a living creature to them然后一些丑女孩给我留言我无话可说So who the fuck am I to talk.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I gotta update the people who read thisI&#8217;m in the end part of the <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/">new book</a> where I&#8217;m not posting chaptersIt&#8217;s hard所有的设置都要付清I&#8217;m like George R.R马丁画成乔治R的角落[R马丁,如果没有人屎还必须工作超过全职工作与酗酒者匿名相关的各种马匹Let me take a minute to tell you: don&#8217;t get sober不是一天The shit you think it&#8217;ll do to your life&#8211; all trueI can&#8217;t get a dateLook at me for Christ&#8217;s sake我赞助的那个人又开始抽烟了,我想:感谢上帝I don&#8217;t have to talk about the Big Book anymore.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The anguish of writing发布它没有满足感有一个人说“精彩”而另一个人说“这很糟糕”(谢谢你们两个)这# 8217;把我逼疯了But I&#8217;m gonna crank out this new bookAnd you&#8217;re gonna buy itAnd if every one of you did, and ten of your friends did too&#8211; it wouldn&#8217;t pay the rentBut I can say I did it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">DVD cases in sticky greasy dust all over the carpet每年22000美元无法居住的shithole鱼缸上的灯光计时器,我的最后一条鱼死了,滴答滴滴答滴答滴答滴答声Grinding plastic on plastic at one million decibels reminding me I&#8217;m functionally dead and everything I loved is gone乔治R.[R马丁,如果没有人屎Was about to say at least I&#8217;m better lookingBut this 2018 OKCupid taught me: there are no male 6&#8217;sYou&#8217;re a 10 or a 0 to a pustule faced IQ 85 (REDACTED) with teeth like a mole whose hobbies are eating and writing don&#8217;t message me女性应该得到(删除)I&#8217;m a zero零我需要脱掉。</ span> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/07/28/get-fucked/feed/ 24 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 年轻的乔治 大量的鱼 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/#comments 星期四,2018年6月28日14:46:39 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5986 There&#8217;s no reason to spend a millisecond with another person who isn&#8217;t fucking me然而,我做到了I&#8217;ll see my parents然后去参加这个愚蠢的AA会议My father&#8217;s dead yet I still go to at least 50 parental birthday dinners a yearBecause it&#8217;s Mother&#8217;s Day Father&#8217;s Day This Day That Day&#8211; [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5987" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg" data-orig-size="960,540" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5987" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" alt="229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon" width="300" height="169" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&amp;h=169 300w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=600&amp;h=338 600w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=150&amp;h=84 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">There&#8217;s no reason to spend a millisecond with another person who isn&#8217;t fucking me然而,我做到了I&#8217;ll see my parents然后去参加这个愚蠢的AA会议My father&#8217;s dead yet I still go to at least 50 parental birthday dinners a yearBecause it&#8217;s Mother&#8217;s Day Father&#8217;s Day This Day That Day&#8211; some fucking wedding, Jesus ChristThere&#8217;s no Fuck Me Day, no Mexican Teen Pussy Day, Xbox DayAll chit chatting with old people until you look down and your own hands are old.<span id="more-5986"></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Middle age坡度按现在可悲的如果我经过并行,蹲下会受伤9年在每个腿部日后,向一名患有200岁蟾蜍脸的泰国女子付出痛苦的操纵我的臀部我得到了大量的上帝该死的他妈的鱼建议的匹配类似于<i> Silent Hill </ i>概念艺术策展年龄适当的女性如此肥胖,可怕,以至于从来没有像这样的人的画作Old depictions of Baba Yaga, more pleasing关于暴食的警示中世纪木刻丑陋如此可怕,没有人在Plenty of Fish出生之前就能想到它Bosch thought to put a crayfish head on a stout farm wife in hell but couldn&#8217;t come up with dickshrinkers like these不言而喻,他们有孩子That I could message them, and never hear back.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"> </span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/feed/ 15 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 229691681最诱惑-的圣安东尼 - 博物馆 - 国立-DE-ARTE-安蒂加-海欧纳莫斯博世 - 里斯本 便士 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/25/the-penny/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/25/the-penny/#comments 星期一,2018年6月25日20:52:45 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 日记 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5983 今天早上我在桌子上发现了一个老便士在我把我的Yuban咖啡罐扔掉之前,我有一种预感If this penny was from the year of my birth, then&#8230; I looked它是Then what? Is today the day I die? Will I go to [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5984" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/25/the-penny/1976-lincoln-penny/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png?w=490" data-orig-size="195,200" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1976-lincoln-penny" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png?w=490?w=195" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png?w=490?w=195" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5984" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png?w=490" alt="1976-lincoln-penny" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png 195w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/1976-lincoln-penny.png?w=146 146w" sizes="(max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I found an old penny on the table this morning在我把我的Yuban咖啡罐扔掉之前,我有一种预感If this penny was from the year of my birth, then&#8230;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I looked.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">It was.</span><span id="more-5983"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Then what? Is today the day I die? Will I go to hell? Is today the day I meet my future wife? Do I finish my novel today over lunch break? What happens? Is my child I don&#8217;t know about born today? How long ago was I in Philippines? THEN WHAT?</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now what.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">This happens all the timeI think if I turn the channel on the radio and a certain song is playing&#8230;and what&#8217;s implied is some evil supernatural thing撒旦为我而来声称我为了什么Or it&#8217;s my mother&#8217;s deathI&#8217;d been thinking about her更具体地说,我曾经想过她Had some mental picture of her smiling for an instant while I thought about my father, who&#8217;s dead我最好去看她,我想昨天我做到了Then today&#8230;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The pennyThe year she gave birth to me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now as I write this, a girl&#8211; for once&#8211; walks by in the park和她的狗Is she my future wife? I call the dog over to the mulch pile.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">It ignores me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Is today the day my cancer forms? What is it?</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Before I turn the channel on the radio, I get a premonition that if a certain song is on the new channel&#8230; and I&#8217;m afraid to think what comes nextI turn it and it&#8217;s that song平心而论这# 8217;年代从未“史蒂夫# 8217;s打屁股”弗兰克扎帕或一些大便我对恶魔酷刑的恐慌袭击来自Fleetwood MacHell is mainstream.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But&#8230; what if it&#8217;s real</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">What does it mean.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">What are the odds便宜多少年了每个流通中有多少你拿起随机便士的几率是多少:1976年But then&#8230; did I find a 1976 penny, think “the year of my birth,” and keep the penny on my table? Not throw it in the Yuban coffee can? Forget this?</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Maybe.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But I had that feelingIf I look at this coin and it&#8217;s the year of my birth&#8230; some portent of somethingSomething significant and <i>bad.</i> When I have this feeling it&#8217;s death or hellNever the suitcase with $10 million.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Did I keep the 1976 penny months ago or years ago and then it got pushed out from under some old receipts when I moved stuff around to put down my stepfather&#8217;s birthday cake这# 8217;可能它Or it&#8217;s Satan who will turn my car over and eat my skin in flames this morningOne of the two.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Should I call in sick from work? What will I do though, fucking play Xbox?</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/25/the-penny/feed/ 8 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 1976年,林肯一分钱 读者邮箱:你现在快乐吗? http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/#comments 星期六,2018年6月23日21:07:35 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 温斯顿丘吉尔的迪克 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5979 “Joe”写道:Hi Delicious Tacos,几年前我读了一篇文章It’s this one: http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/ Has your life improved? Yesterday at work I was reading emails on my phone and I started seeing a fish shaped spot crawling with patternsOver several minutes it turned into a giant amoeba filled with psychedelic flashing [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5980" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/joi/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png" data-orig-size="700,393" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="joi" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&#038;h=168" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5980" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&#038;h=168" alt="joi" width="300" height="168" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&amp;h=168 300w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=598&amp;h=336 598w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=150&amp;h=84 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">“Joe” writes:</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">Hi Delicious Tacos,</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I read a post a few years agoIt’s this one:</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/</a></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Has your life improved?</span></p></blockquote> <p><span id="more-5979"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Yesterday at work I was reading emails on my phone and I started seeing a fish shaped spot crawling with patterns几分钟后,它变成了一个充满迷幻闪烁三角形和分形的巨型变形虫让我失明I&#8217;d been reading an email from a friendHe said he&#8217;ll kill himself in Cambodia我提议给他买回机票The hooker he lent his house to didn&#8217;t pay rent一个不同的女孩偷了他的卡车和他的霰弹枪把他们带到奥兰治县,她开车进入沟渠并被捕她有一个两岁的儿子A fictional character who is not me had recently fucked her raw from behind and she couldn&#8217;t get wet until she stopped five minutes in to smoke heroin out of a big blown glass pipeThe fictional character missed that smellThe fictional character couldn&#8217;t bring himself to cum in herShe&#8217;d been crying about the son, who was with his religious grandmother some place like YucaipaShe&#8217;d take hours to get ready before she&#8217;d let you at her皮肤不好小心翼翼地应用基础Point being I should avoid looking at my phone.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Today I wasted, looking at Twitter and Sopranos clips这一天已经性交上午5点10分,邻居们放弃了一些东西我吵醒了Now with the light, can&#8217;t get back to sleepI&#8217;d been getting sick你的免疫系统会受到损害,这会使你生病,这让你感到焦躁不安,这使你无法入睡,从而使你的免疫系统受到损害Their new second baby will get older and louder and they&#8217;ll have six more kids who&#8217;ll turn into Finnish strong man competitors within two weeks of birth.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now I&#8217;m sick and retarded我在WebMD上看了眼科偏头痛Was assured they&#8217;re harmlessBut key parts of your brain just scrambling under stress: not good.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I snap awake那个他妈的模仿鸟,我和写一个关于<a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/06/17/the-god-of-the-mockingbirds/">故事</a>的人谈到了这个问题。今年他确实得到了一个伴侣在我厨房外面筑巢我想,对他有好处故事解决了这个混蛋现在重新出现在<i> June </ i>中唱着模仿鸟的歌交配季节后带着妻子和孩子Outside my window, 4AM.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Which brings me to your question这只鸟是我的图腾Whatever changes in life, he&#8217;s driven by the same instincts生活得到了极大的改善我赚了很多钱环游世界Tonight I&#8217;ll suck the snatch and titties of a beautiful young poet她用薰衣草靠近我的薰衣草植物现在让我勃起Before that I&#8217;ll make a roastOpen a window because she&#8217;s veganI bought a month&#8217;s worth of HBO from Amazon Prime在购买时我不知道,包括<i> Blade Runner 2049 </ i>你相信吗Two hours, forty-three minutes of quality filmmaking.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">All the bad things in that post came true我确实得到了doxed女孩确实离开了我我抱怨的租金增加了33%邻居们有更多,更响亮的孩子No girlfriend, I&#8217;m sure I have cancer, brain damage etc.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But I don&#8217;t give a shit about any of these thingsI don&#8217;t want kids anymoreI don&#8217;t want a girlfriendMy genes are defectiveMy mother&#8217;s father tried to kill his kids by hanging这是在我身上我能感觉到She tells stories about his drinking他们吓坏了她,但我涉及到各个方面It&#8217;s me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Thinking you must be happy will kill youI&#8217;m miserable and it&#8217;s great不要为此感到生气Fucking Anthony Bourdain, every middle aged woman&#8217;s “attainable” celebrity crush, just offed himself情况一无所获You are who you are.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You have X, Y and Z, why aren&#8217;t you happyYou&#8217;re tall you&#8217;re white you get pussyWhy aren&#8217;t you happyWhy don&#8217;t you try Wim Hof breathing, kratom, glycine, church, getting rich via cryptocurrencies&#8211; because everyone is selling you horseshitIf any of this shit worked it&#8217;d be illegal.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My thermostat is off at a molecular level发生了什么并不重要好消息是我一周前写的这个Now editing it, I can&#8217;t relate我今天早上看到两个鹰派Two! I feel fine.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But for the purpose of this post let&#8217;s pretend I don&#8217;t你问,你能做些什么来帮忙?我真的很感激你的伸出援手但我能想到的唯一答案是:死重生为女人等十八年发给我另一封电子邮件This time saying “Fuck Me.” You can ask if I&#8217;m OK but you&#8217;ll already know.<br /> </span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/feed/ 6 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos Handjob http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/09/the-handjob/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/09/the-handjob/#comments 星期六,2018年6月9日22:02:43 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 小说 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5976 然后,当他终于得到一个handjob它吸The fat girl who had edged him last time, the fat girl with the male orang utan face complete with cheek ridges, walked him back to the toilet and her giant ass in dark gray yoga pants made his dick too stiff to piss with [&#8230;] <p> <span style =“color:#000000;”>然后,当他终于得到一个灰机时,它就会吮吸这个胖女孩上次把他拉到了边缘,胖胖的女孩和男性的猩猩面对着脸颊的脊,走回马桶,她的巨大屁股穿着深灰色的瑜伽裤让他的鸡巴太僵硬,不能生气但是他们把女孩换成了他发送在一个老妇人的脸上她试图给他一个实际的按摩Leaned into his calves hard with her fists and he could feel her old woman finger bones她的手指没有胶原蛋白她的handjob动作太僵硬了她包裹他的阴囊周围的烟斗像一个颠倒的雨雨披他的坚果像两个厚重的李子紧紧包裹在一个透明的Safeway生产袋中之后,他的降落伞大小的歪在一条大腿上,他觉得他的一个坚果可能会扭曲她正在谈论有关金钱的事情,他正在做一个关于向紧急护理的护士解释睾丸扭转的白日梦他会说这是一个女孩But he wouldn&#8217;t say he paidWhy didn&#8217;t you stop her, she would askI didn&#8217;t want to be rude.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/09/the-handjob/feed/ 3 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 评估 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/03/evaluation/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/03/evaluation/#comments 太阳,2018年6月3日23:09:00 +0000 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 小说 污点 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5973 他需要加薪为了攒下足够的钱来戒烟人力资源部门在年度评估方面落后了六个月This meant they knew he&#8217;d askHe&#8217;d had to follow up会议是今天上午早上9点人力资源主管将审查他的评估They&#8217;d have budgeted an amountBut they wouldn&#8217;t mention money unless he [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5974" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/03/evaluation/husband-shirt/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg" data-orig-size="1200,1601" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="husband shirt" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5974" src="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=225&#038;h=300" alt="husband shirt" width="225" height="300" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=450&amp;h=600 450w, https://狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/husband-shirt.jpg?w=112&amp;h=150 112w" sizes="(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He needed a raise为了攒下足够的钱来戒烟人力资源部门在年度评估方面落后了六个月This meant they knew he&#8217;d ask.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He&#8217;d had to follow up会议是今天上午早上9点人力资源主管将审查他的评估They&#8217;d have budgeted an amount但他们是不会# 8217;t提到钱,除非他问They&#8217;d pass his request to some anonymous personage回来少量先前的评估指出,他并不总是穿着他想要的工作他需要穿上清爽的白衬衫It was custom tailored at Men&#8217;s WearhouseHe&#8217;d had to buy it for a wedding全棉No armpit stains.</span><span id="more-5973"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He&#8217;d got up at five to iron itHung it on the shower curtain rod in the hope the shower steam might soften itIt didn&#8217;t他不得不用铁水枪把它喷下来如果旧水生锈,他会小心冲洗室内三次把衬衫放在地毯上,把熨斗放在上面,什么都没发生他等待熨斗变热了再试一次这次它发出嘘声面料略微平滑他再次喷了一下再次熨烫它它仍然皱了起来这是一个部分的一侧的袖子整件衬衫散落在地板上看起来还有一条价值石膏帆布的帆船他专注地拖着衬衫上的熨斗正确的速度需要多次尝试校准Slow enough to flatten the shirt but fast enough to not leave iron shaped burns.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">When he was done he took the tupperware of chili he&#8217;d packed the night before和湿滑的衬衫没折叠不是他The seatbelt and his back against the car seat would mangle it into a state far worse than when he&#8217;d started小心地将长展开的衬衫披在后座上当他上班时,他停了下来小心翼翼地将衬衫抬起来小心地把它打开很难将左臂伸入袖子,右臂伸入袖子,不会弄皱衬衫很难将双手放到胸部水平以按下袖口按钮甚至这个运动留下了深深的褶皱的手风琴内心的肘部他弯曲身体只在这个区域已被破坏的地方关上车门把车锁起来把重型特百惠和他的公文包从行李箱盖上取下来当他从停车场到办公室的黑暗玻璃门时,他把公文包放下然后是特百惠打开门拿起特百惠时,用脚踩着它The briefcase.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The meeting was nine o&#8217;clock后来他会加热他的辣椒把它带到公园用棒球钻石坐在露天看台上在阳光下观看椋鸟和松鼠一个庆典9点10分他收到一封电子邮件我们要推迟到今天下午Apologies.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The bleachers might be dirty相反,他微波炉辣椒,在休息室吃饭荧光灯溅射发出像Tuvan喉咙一样的声音他打开特百惠蒸汽旋转着辣椒的边缘是熔化的冒泡他蘸着他的白色塑料勺子高高举起Regarded it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">An amoeba-shaped hunk of meat squatted in the red grease in the spoon它形成了一个脸恶毒地淹死了<i>You know what I&#8217;m going to do you,</i> it said<i>To that fucking shirt.</i></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He did know他停了下来他用勺子吹了辣椒手轻微摇晃它在炽热的液体中像侏罗纪公园</ i>中的遥远的暴龙脚步一样波纹起伏他等待着等待灼热的肉块熠熠生辉<i>You think I won&#8217;t get you, faggot</i>它是百分之九十九的牛,百分之一来自恰帕斯的一个男人He&#8217;d walked miles in the dark desert under the Milky Way干树枝的森林,钩着的刺刺蝎子在肉类包装厂工作过夜What he&#8217;d loved was playing his <i>requinto</i>He&#8217;d been due for a raise too.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"><i>Go ahead, pussyYou&#8217; can&#8217;t wait forever</i>他的手一动不动地向外伸出去把它切断,他伸出嘴唇,肉感觉到它的瞬间跳了起来他快速向后退了一步而是用他的黑色裤子和另一只手抓住它他的手指和拇指之间的柔软的地方像大黄蜂刺痛一样燃烧That&#8217;s right bitch, he said.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/03/evaluation/feed/ 7 狗万是不是万博-delicioustacos 丈夫衬衫