Winston Churchill’s Dick – 狗万是不是万博 https://狗万是不是万博.com 星期二,2018年11月13日04:57:47 + 0000 每小时 1 http://wordpress.com/ https://s0.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png Winston Churchill’s Dick – 狗万是不是万博 https://狗万是不是万博.com 打狗 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/#comments 2018年8月11日,星期六19:28:44 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 伊莎贝拉无核原生物 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=6001 我在海滩上我对我的书是“侦察位置”我需要一个房子它属于一个特定的人,我停下来# 8217;t说我读到她住在这个海边城市所以我去了那里,我走下来,下来,下来过去海滩,年轻的青少年颤抖(& # 8230;) <p><img data-attachment-id="6002" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/vick-hat/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg" data-orig-size="1050,699" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="vick hat" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&#038;h=200" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-6002" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&#038;h=200" alt="vick hat" width="300" height="200" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=300&amp;h=200 300w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=600&amp;h=400 600w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/vick-hat.jpg?w=150&amp;h=100 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was on the beachI was “scouting locations” for <a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/">my book</a>我需要一个房子它属于一个特定的人,我停下来# 8217;t说我读到她住在这个海边城市所以我去了那里,我走下来,下来,下来过去海滩,年轻的青少年与他们的屁股颤抖腰高水裂缝吞噬他们的比基尼富人的海滩,老人坐在折叠露营椅盯着你,因为在他们看来这个海滩是私人< / i > <我>我盯着回来因为我# 8217;乐意在妻子和女儿面前羞辱他们击晕他们有一个正确的交叉然后拖在冲浪,他们低着头大约45秒让他们在一个绝望的气息然后再回去重复重复重复妻子停下来# 8217;t离开运行在假期出租,电话打给警察但她# 8217;s对暴力完全没心理准备,基因她困惑了一块调整的摇摆我的浮木我有阿霉素赢得了# 8217;t告诉你她在这个故事中发生了什么She better hope a fuckin dolphin saves her.</span><span id="more-6001"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was on the beach and some middle aged rich woman&#8217;s German shepherd attacked me第一个跑了出去,肯定得罪了一个人# 8217;两个胖拉布拉多接着我拍摄和盘旋和吠叫似乎越来越近,但仍害怕被重击的脸我携带的人字拖德国牧羊犬不# 8217;t斗牛,这只是一个愚蠢的导弹杀死大多数美洲斗牛犬应该它们德国牧羊犬还有一点点的大脑一个计算女人,老板跑了出去,上帝保佑她试图控制那只狗但她# 8217;年代一个女人试图让我的牙齿,我说你们# 8217;让它变得更糟现在狗# 8217;保护你狗不听她的狗了,这是因为我尖叫说他妈的来得到一些来得到它想法是会抓住我的左臂,我# 8217;d能与我的脖子把它的衣领海浪淹没它Break its back on the rocks斗牛,你知道这# 8217;我只是迷恋你的手臂痛苦会让你发疯它会杀了你The woman, frantic, panicking, screaming for the dog and I puzzled out the right size piece of driftwood, a six foot pine log held up like a spear and I screamed, get this:</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">YOU WANT TO PLAY FETCH, BITCH</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now the woman was screaming at me saying please please don&#8217;t hit her这就是我想要的她领我走了我的书的完美建筑半英里远其架构关系以意想不到的方式已经存在的设置和主题It has meaning.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">On the walk back I saw the woman again她哭了I&#8217;m so sorry, I&#8217;m so so sorry, she said.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I said it&#8217;s OK你的狗是一只狗这就是她# 8217;应该做的你知道他们有捷豹在辛辛那提动物园它了杀羚羊他们问动物园管理员:你要放下,我说没有这是成为一名优秀的捷豹你的狗是一只狼与某些本能放大了30000年的她与人的关系她# 8217;保护你的房子她# 8217;是个好狗我喜欢打她我故意激怒她这让我感觉像我:愤怒的猴子请不要# 8217;t惩罚狗我们# 8217;两个动物我误解了线索我升级And she wept, and hugged me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The day before at the gym a man stole my parking space我撞他的车窗,骂他你混蛋我阻止了他的车I made a big show of grabbing a hatchet from my trunkJust sitting there with it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Then I saw him inside doing cable flyes和我道歉And he apologized for taking the parking space我叫AA赞助商吹嘘这<我> < / i >第十一步他说你可能想把武器拿出来你的车,男人但如果我需要收集柴火另一大斧我继续我的空调如果邻居# 8217;s斗牛谁杀了我的猫会出来So I can swing it full hip swivel into its spine&#8211; then stop不杀了它仅仅切断脊髓所以它必须拖狗本身在一个轮椅我可以看到它在街上又踢它,和笑我也向他们道歉得罪了狗但是晚上又叫和我# 8217;m将鞭炮绑脖子摧毁其思想让它害怕摔门对我所做的方式。< / span > < / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/08/11/beat-the-dog/feed/ 16 狗万是不是万博 维克的帽子 Reader Mailbag: Are You Happy Now https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/#comments 坐,2018年6月23日21:07:35 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5979 “乔”写道:嗨,美味的炸玉米饼,几年前我读了一篇文章It’s this one: https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/ Has your life improved? Yesterday at work I was reading emails on my phone and I started seeing a fish shaped spot crawling with patterns在几分钟,它变成了一个巨大的变形虫充满迷幻闪烁(& # 8230;) <p><img data-attachment-id="5980" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/joi/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png" data-orig-size="700,393" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="joi" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&#038;h=168" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5980" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&#038;h=168" alt="joi" width="300" height="168" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=300&amp;h=168 300w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=598&amp;h=336 598w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/joi.png?w=150&amp;h=84 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">“Joe” writes:</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">Hi Delicious Tacos,</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I read a post a few years agoIt’s this one:</span></p> <p><a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/07/06/destroy-the-earth/</a></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Has your life improved?</span></p></blockquote> <p><span id="more-5979"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Yesterday at work I was reading emails on my phone and I started seeing a fish shaped spot crawling with patterns在几分钟,它变成了一个巨大的变形虫充满迷幻闪烁的三角形和分形让我盲目我# 8217;d阅读从一个朋友的电子邮件他说他# 8217;在柬埔寨自杀我给他买机票回来妓女他借给他的房子没有# 8217;t支付租金另一个女孩偷走了他的车,他的猎枪把他带到奥兰治县,她开车进沟里,被逮捕了她有一个两岁的儿子一个虚构的人物不是我刚从背后诅咒她的生,她就# 8217;t弄湿,直到她停止五分钟大吹制玻璃管吸食海洛因虚构的角色了,气味小说中的人物都# 8217;t让自己和她她# 8217;d儿子哭了,他是宗教的奶奶有些地方喜欢Yucaipa她# 8217;d需要数小时准备好之前她# 8217;d让你在她的糟糕的皮肤小心翼翼地应用基础Point being I should avoid looking at my phone.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Today I wasted, looking at Twitter and Sopranos clips一天已经受骗的在5:10我邻居掉了东西我厉声说醒了现在,停下来# 8217;t回到睡眠我# 8217;d生病你的免疫系统被破坏使你生病让你激动,让你不睡使你的免疫系统受损Their new second baby will get older and louder and they&#8217;ll have six more kids who&#8217;ll turn into Finnish strong man competitors within two weeks of birth.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now I&#8217;m sick and retarded我看着在WebMD opthalmic偏头痛保证# 8217;却无害的But key parts of your brain just scrambling under stress: not good.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I snap awakeAnd that fucking mockingbird, which I came to terms with writing a <a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/06/17/the-god-of-the-mockingbirds/">story</a> about今年他得到一个伴侣建了一个窝在我的厨房我想,对他好故事解决这混蛋现在已经重新唱只知更鸟》歌曲<我> < / i > 6月在交配季节有老婆和孩子Outside my window, 4AM.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Which brings me to your question这只鸟是我的图腾在生活中,任何改变选# 8217;年代由相同的本能生活有极大的提高我好赚钱环游世界今晚我# 8217;会吸抓举和乳房的美丽年轻的诗人她把薰衣草接近我的薰衣草植物现在给我勃起在那之前我# 8217;我烤打开窗户,因为她# 8217;素食我买了一个月# 8217;从Amazon Prime的HBO不知道我在购买的时候,<我> < / i > 2049银翼杀手你能相信吗Two hours, forty-three minutes of quality filmmaking.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">All the bad things in that post came true我所得到的阿霉素女孩离开我房租我抱怨得到提高了33%以上邻居们有更多,更大的孩子No girlfriend, I&#8217;m sure I have cancer, brain damage etc.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But I don&#8217;t give a shit about any of these things我不要# 8217;t想要孩子了我不要# 8217;t想要一个女朋友我的基因是有缺陷的母亲# 8217;父亲试图杀死自己的孩子这是在我我能感觉到它她告诉他喝酒的故事他们会让她但我涉及到方方面面It&#8217;s me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Thinking you must be happy will kill you我# 8217;m痛苦太多了# 8217;s很棒不再那么生气了该死的安东尼,每一个中年女人# 8217;年代名人粉碎“实现”,只是自己的情况没有改变You are who you are.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You have X, Y and Z, why aren&#8217;t you happy你们# 8217;再保险高你们# 8217;再保险白色猫咪为什么没有# 8217;你快乐吗Why don&#8217;t you try Wim Hof breathing, kratom, glycine, church, getting rich via cryptocurrencies&#8211; because everyone is selling you horseshitIf any of this shit worked it&#8217;d be illegal.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My thermostat is off at a molecular level不管会发生什么好消息是我写这一个星期前现在编辑,我停下来# 8217;t的关系今天早上我看到两个鹰派Two! I feel fine.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But for the purpose of this post let&#8217;s pretend I don&#8217;t你能做什么来帮助,你问我真诚地感谢你的接触但我能想到的唯一的答案是:死亡得到重生为一个女人等了十八年给我另一个邮件This time saying “Fuck Me.” You can ask if I&#8217;m OK but you&#8217;ll already know.<br /> </span></p> https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/06/23/reader-mailbag-are-you-happy-now/feed/ 6 狗万是不是万博 对未来 意志的胜利 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/27/triumph-of-the-will/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/27/triumph-of-the-will/#comments 星期五,2018年4月27日14:33:06 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 devendra banhart http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5944 我的邻居有臭虫我只看到他时,他已经把一个大塑料垃圾桶城市在他的阳台上蜘蛛侠自己到他的公寓我以前做的事当我毙了偶尔我看到他女朋友走上楼如此美丽让我[& # 8230;] <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5945" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="5945" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/27/triumph-of-the-will/sportcafe24/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sportcafe24.jpg" data-orig-size="650,487" 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https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sportcafe24.jpg?w=600&amp;h=450 600w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/sportcafe24.jpg?w=150&amp;h=112 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">sportcafe24.com</p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My neighbor got bedbugs我只看到他时,他已经把一个大塑料垃圾桶城市在他的阳台上蜘蛛侠自己到他的公寓我以前做的事当我毙了偶尔我看到他女朋友走上楼如此美丽让我恐慌,即使她停下来# 8217;t看到我在我的厨房有人曾经问过我一个超级大国我选择隐身只有实现了漂亮女孩我永远不会忘记我的钥匙我# 8217;mHe has the kind of girl who gives you Devendra Banhart&#8217;s bedbugs.</span><span id="more-5944"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I learned about his bedbugs after the landlady had filthy drunk workmen from Chiapas going back and forth from his place to mine all day传播臭虫后来她要我签字的文件它说我同意,任何臭虫在我发现在未来被我带只That I alone am liable for any damage to the apartmentMy possessions.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I did not knock her down挺举她的头顶之上她# 8217;在她70年& # 8217;年代小一开始老女人有中空的鸟类的骨头我没有提升她的高空悲泣的终极战士的声音我没有自旋一旦然后扔她20英尺廊8-axle城市下水道卡车咆哮着我没有跑到人行道上踩的骨头无论血腥的事了,直到它停止了抽搐我礼貌地拒绝签署我们# 8217;你看看会发生什么。< / span > < / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/27/triumph-of-the-will/feed/ 4 狗万是不是万博 sportcafe24 死亡谷 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/25/death-valley/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/25/death-valley/#comments 星期四,2018年4月26日01:59:21 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 咀嚼的 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5939 我开车五个小时死亡谷和五个小时一天,这样我就可以有五分钟的沉默深与空气化学公寓厚和关闭,除了我和一个白色的蜥蜴用两条腿跑得很快,从我身边带走这是值得的(& # 8230;) <p><img data-attachment-id="5940" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/25/death-valley/fullsizerender20/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg" data-orig-size="750,553" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="FullSizeRender(20)" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=300&#038;h=221" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5940" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=300&#038;h=221" alt="FullSizeRender(20)" width="300" height="221" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=300&amp;h=221 300w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=600&amp;h=442 600w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender20.jpg?w=150&amp;h=111 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I drove five hours to Death Valley and five hours back in a day so I could have five minutes of silence深与空气化学公寓厚和关闭,除了我和一个白色的蜥蜴用两条腿跑得很快,从我身边带走It was worth it.<span id="more-5939"></span></span></p> <p><img data-attachment-id="5942" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/25/death-valley/fullsizerender21/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg" data-orig-size="606,489" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="FullSizeRender(21)" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=300&#038;h=242" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5942" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=300&#038;h=242" alt="FullSizeRender(21)" width="300" height="242" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=300&amp;h=242 300w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=600&amp;h=484 600w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/fullsizerender21.jpg?w=150&amp;h=121 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The human race must be annihilated每一个样品,没有例外后的第二天,今天,我有四个小时的坐着安静,痛在我走在街上,它再次开始电视在中国地方玩一个节目叫<我> < / i >咀嚼一半广告针对家庭主妇,随着一声响亮的卡通人物一个外星人对洗涤剂尖叫关于保险猫头鹰尖叫文化成为墨西哥电视,因为这些都是呆在家里的妈妈我有一天假显示一半是广告的实际内容,两个同性恋堵塞电影关于一个妈妈一起# 8217;执行嘻哈年代一个英雄<我>洛葛仙妮罗克珊,这被称为< / i >现在打字让我想起洛葛仙妮我以前认识白人女孩像白化兔子粉红色猫咪# 8217;眼睛是不会# 8217;介意另一个裂缝,说实话。< / span > < / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2018/04/25/death-valley/feed/ 2 狗万是不是万博 FullSizeRender(20) FullSizeRender (21) 适度 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/08/27/moderation/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/08/27/moderation/#comments 太阳,2017年8月27日20:14:23 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 多力多滋玉米片 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5703 有写一些家庭友好所以我不要# 8217;t小姐一个月档案吗的骄傲这样做在5年内,如果你看右下角你# 8217;我看到的不是一个月错过了一开始没有一天错过I&#8217;m a god damn institutionBut now&#8211; If you&#8217;ve not kept up [&#8230;] <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5705" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="5705" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/08/27/moderation/ufw-flag/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg" data-orig-size="1078,808" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 5&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1438681600&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.12&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00018399264029439&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="ufw flag" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5705" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=300&#038;h=225" alt="ufw flag" width="300" height="225" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=600&amp;h=450 600w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/ufw-flag.jpg?w=150&amp;h=112 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">image from: <a href="http://somos.blog.statesman.com/2015/08/04/secrets-of-the-la-loteria-mural/" rel="nofollow">http://somos.blog.statesman.com/2015/08/04/secrets-of-the-la-loteria-mural/</a></p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Have to write something family friendly so I don&#8217;t miss a month in archives的骄傲这样做在5年内,如果你看右下角你# 8217;我看到的不是一个月错过了一开始没有一天错过I&#8217;m a god damn institution.</span><span id="more-5703"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">But now&#8211; If you&#8217;ve not kept up I gotta keep certain shit <a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/07/09/stay-anon-stay-safe/">on the DL</a>保持雇佣退休丛林和死亡它使我疯狂,不与你们分享屎当世界只是噪音对特朗普,种族,其他事情不要# 8217;t存在女性脂肪纳粹人多力多滋玉米片< b >®< / b >和超级< b >®< / b >认真需要你知道# 8217;却反对提基< b >®< / b >火炬码头工人< b >®< / b >比火腿头站在反对官方奥利奥的热情持有的信念< b >®Twitter < b > < / b >®< / b >Jesus Christ, kill this country&#8211; wait no, I didn&#8217;t say thatKamala Harris&#8217; (D-CA) you go girl no trial executions of sex traffickers aka anyone who once bought a hooker a pack of gum, brought to you by Always<b>®</b>噩梦的社会Our Nazis whine about wanting more cops; they&#8217;re just (REDACTED SLUR) who want to tell the teacher.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I saw Antifa at the <a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/02/04/the-womens-march/">Women&#8217;s March</a>我有一个联合农场工人国旗与铁鹰,我的朋友是一个混蛋The Antifa was a girl; she glared as I explained labor solidarity something something Hispanics一直凝视她的血汗工厂大手帕像所有90磅的她会踢我的屁股必须有一个剃须刀在她的嘴吗我们都知道她只是需要一个好的(修订)但是你停下来# 8217;t这么做了人们如此孤独的他们让假战争武器可能对另一个人刷还有# 8217;没有解决这种生活吸出你可以去。< / span > < / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/08/27/moderation/feed/ 10 狗万是不是万博 查维斯国旗 保护:最近的投诉 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/01/15/recent-complaints/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/01/15/recent-complaints/#comments 太阳,2017年1月15日19:27:06 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 青豆 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5378 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2017/01/15/recent-complaints/feed/ 3. 狗万是不是万博 选举 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/11/20/election/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/11/20/election/#comments 太阳,2016年11月20日19:10:12 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 瑞安-雷诺兹 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5291 至少我讨厌的人痛苦至少阿曼达·马克特哭了至于坏消息:这将解决什么这不会崩溃的社会不会出现大规模的强奸生活将继续逐步恶化It would have happened under Hillary它会发生在特朗普每一个美国人都必须湮灭[& # 8230;] <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5295" style="width: 303px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="5295" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/11/20/election/money-seal/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg" data-orig-size="350,358" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="money-seal" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg?w=293&#038;h=300" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg?w=350" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5295" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg?w=293&#038;h=300" alt="money-seal" width="293" height="300" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg?w=293&amp;h=300 293w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg?w=147&amp;h=150 147w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/money-seal.jpg 350w" sizes="(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">image stolen from edwardmd.wordpress.com</p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">At least people I hate are miserable至少阿曼达·马克特哭了至于坏消息:这将解决什么这不会崩溃的社会不会出现大规模的强奸生活将继续逐步恶化It would have happened under Hillary它会发生在特朗普每个美国人都必须与原子武器消灭了土地给回土狼It&#8217;s the only solution.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I felt bad for her也读到她因哭泣在电话上交谈Trying to tell a friend through her shuddering snot-cry that it was Comey&#8230; Comey&#8230; Too emotional for a concession speech她发出波德斯塔,squirelly精液狂饮骗子谁强奸婴儿然后吃撒旦我感觉坏她已经从3亿美元告诉高盛的董事会,罗斯柴尔德家族在这个世界太硬她杀死了孩子我想抱着她,她哭了Because she&#8217;s a woman.</span><span id="more-5291"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We knew she sucked它没有# 8217;t她有最多的钱She was inevitable.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">America is a shit country所有要做的我# 8217;已经混乱的三个星期我去一个医生告诉我CAT扫描我有钱和凯迪拉克保险保险左翼政治家们谈论说明富人有多好没有# 8217;t还有推荐等八个星期我需要成本大我# 8217;d乐意支付现金要做你停下来# 8217;t要宣传28大所以你的保险可以讨价还价3大的你付出大吗对CAT扫描存在不必要的数百万人必须投入企业可以有自己不喜欢的工作整个美国的政治制度一个大屠杀的人民# 8217;年代生活所以五富人们可以有钱每年花费68000美元去上大学它花费700000美元买一栋房子好消息是它停下来# 8217;t女人不要# 8217;t生孩子,因为他们的工作这个系统会死坏消息是胜过了# 8217;t加速He&#8217;s no different.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I dropped a barbell on my head which may have caused my skull to crack and blood to seep into my brainRendering me retarded and unable to&#8211; well I can still work我只是停下来# 8217;t享受任何东西你得到相反的头部受伤,你祈祷三个星期,我的头感觉像有人用昨天管道Might have a scab sitting on my brain slowly making me unable to remember words like&#8230; like&#8230; faggot, relax# 8217;进行实质性的年代我在健身房,因为我必须像<我>鬼< / I >时代瑞安·雷诺兹高BMI 6月底生殖作用响应易燃物My <a href="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/01/10/one-small-act-of-kindness/">opener</a> is a better piece of writing than anything about Donald Trump but people who write about Trump get paid for it你必须写特朗普或者他妈的布丽安娜我必须清洁和< a href = " https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511 " >混蛋< / >大重量超过我的头因为相同的三个家伙总是在深蹲架他们powerlift然后谈论力量举重A great way to work hard and still look like shit.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Trump won那天晚上我听到飞机开销一个男人在街上尖叫:这个国家到底什么问题了这可能是它回声公园纽约房租,但墨西哥犯罪和基础设施偶尔水是绿色的偶尔borracho选择一个与你在人行道上小家伙但非白人都快的手还有# 8217;年代还是一个醉酒的他站在前院蒙大拿街和对白人大喊大叫嘿白人男孩操我的邻居,他说当我拥有风格# 8217;却d尖叫嘿同性恋你知道还有# 8217;s隔壁的一个国家,你不要# 8217;t必须看到我们,我告诉他你们这些人毁了一切,他说好下次发明了轮子,愚蠢去他妈的回到好莱坞他说Too many Mexicans, I tell him.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He did not break my windows to start the race war现在他# 8217;会被驱逐出境一些像我这样的广场将在移动The rent will go up.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Could this be it为什么没有# 8217;t我买枪吗捏几瓶水冷却器Get a 40 dollar satchel of Costco beef jerky; enough calories to take me through the ice age因为你们# 8217;d拍摄自己的枪You&#8217;d have got bored, opened up the beef jerky pouchYou&#8217;d be fat and the Xbox controller would smell like teriyaki.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Trump won他跑向银行试图雇用杰米•戴蒙当然是时候认真起来你需要一个团队来运行一个出奇复杂的高利贷系统旨在摧毁人类生命的寄生虫吸收人的命脉和星球股市上升无论如何它上升这# 8217;我们Quarterly gains.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Of course the Aztecs did have wheels但他们只把它们放在玩具对实际工作有奴隶拖动周围的岩石,直到他们没有# 8217;t有用然后他们公开劈开了他们可能会用他们使事情变得更容易然后人们会怎么做。< / span > < / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/11/20/election/feed/ 25 狗万是不是万博 money-seal 保护:我要杀我的女房东 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/30/im-going-to-kill-my-landlady/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/30/im-going-to-kill-my-landlady/#comments 太阳,2016年10月30日18:13:23 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 tujunga http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5253 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/30/im-going-to-kill-my-landlady/feed/ 17 狗万是不是万博 保护:在审查 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/15/week-in-review/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/15/week-in-review/#comments 太阳,2016年10月16日00:13:57 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 米特·罗姆尼 http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5238 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/10/15/week-in-review/feed/ 16 狗万是不是万博 你会有你想要的任何事情 https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/09/05/you-will-have-nothing-that-you-want/ https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/09/05/you-will-have-nothing-that-you-want/#comments 星期二,2016年9月06日00:32:46 + 0000 狗万是不是万博 温斯顿•丘吉尔的迪克 唐纳德·特朗普 希拉里•克林顿(hillary clinton) 贾斯汀·汀布莱克 ted kaczynski http://狗万是不是万博.com/?p=5184 渴但不渴足以操个够丑女孩操我今天应该写赢得了# 8217;t发生我有想法在淋浴他们像我肥皂狗屁消失我# 8217;会写什么没有一年和这# 8217;年代好十年,二十年,直到我# 8217;m死了,谁他妈的在乎如果你& # 8230; <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5186" style="width: 362px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="5186" data-permalink="https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/09/05/you-will-have-nothing-that-you-want/timberlake-2/" data-orig-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=490" data-orig-size="352,278" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="timberlake 2" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=490?w=300" data-large-file="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=490?w=352" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5186" src="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=490" alt="timberlake 2" srcset="https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png 352w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=150 150w, https://狗万是不是万博.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/timberlake-2.png?w=300 300w" sizes="(max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">image stolen from Twitter user @jtimberlake</p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Thirsty but not thirsty enough to to fuck girls ugly enough to fuck me今天应该写赢得了# 8217;t发生我有想法在淋浴他们像我肥皂狗屁消失我# 8217;会写什么没有一年和这# 8217;年代好十年,二十年,直到我# 8217;m死了,谁他妈的在乎如果你想要你停下来# 8217;t这# 8217;当你去除欲望,事情来了Actually no&#8211; if you<i> don&#8217;t </i>want something you can&#8217;t have it either你只是停下来# 8217;t有什么上帝是一个恶魔,他吃的痛苦Our world a rich banquet.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The fish tank is too loudI meant to meditate, take a shit while reading the finest literature&#8211; instead I looked at the <i>Witcher 3 </i>subredditRe-read the first pages of the Unabomber manifesto.</span><span id="more-5184"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was in Palm Spings我的朋友# 8217;妻子租了一间房子他40 <一口> < /一口>的生日我们坐在池我# 8217;想抱怨,但我度过了一段美好的时光His wife&#8217;s brother is a beachy Burning Man money type; he had a young girl who was fun to look at将会是巨大的单身女孩,但还是# 8217;不发疯没有人会把一个女人和我在社交场合I must milk internet fame and fuck girls who write me until I&#8217;m deadI must keep posting, or mail bombs.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My friend&#8217;s into politicsMSNBC上每一个广告的药物当我120岁了胰腺没有# 8217;t它应该工作,直到我问我的医生关于Lumitra不要# 8217;t Lumitra如果你有肝脏或肾脏你可能会经历出血当我的脚腐烂从糖尿病我以为我# 8217;d从来没有教练我的孙女# 8217;s体操队现在还有# 8217;s Xynquentra孙子深情地凝视着老吸食毒品时新郎马或玩小号The dream, to have a young person care you&#8217;re alive.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;d been reading about news ratings特朗普去墨西哥福克斯新闻(Fox news)领导的600万观众450,000 in the “news demo.” The news demo is 25-54s, versus 18-49s that most ratings track其他550万,比石头They&#8217;ve wandered the Earth 300 ages of men.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Panels discuss Trump选# 8217;年代所示一个粉红色的领带在黑人教堂浮沉而女人目光侧在摄像机像她希望蜘蛛倒MSNBC has a thing where they put the lights right in the pro-Trump panelists&#8217; eyes so they blink constantly自由党从不眨眼Trump doesn&#8217;t hate Mexicans, explains a Mexican he hired.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">MSNBC plays to four million vampires and the five of us in the room我们# 8217;新闻演示我们将讨论其他人讨论一下# 8217;s给定:特朗普将消灭所有的黑人推动墨西哥人穿过边境进入熔岩When they talk Hillary&#8217;s campaign it&#8217;s “we.” The campaign, a referendum on Race in America我# 8217;m的墨西哥人我# 8217;会投票给希拉里But in my heart I want Trump to win and kill all minorities because I&#8217;m mad girls don&#8217;t like me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Jesus Christ, I cant even write dumb shit anymore我不能写了放松我们知道这将是这样的你们# 8217;永远不会再写,接受它你什么都不是如果你手淫你停下来# 8217;t写在你面前手淫你停下来# 8217;t写你们# 8217;再保险独自困但如果你是与人你们# 8217;恨他们,除非他们去你妈的Tinder&#8217;s broken; you cant even get a fat woman to the duck pond, slip around later in her smelly loose pussy</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Anyway the news is for old people伯尼桑德斯是他看起来很棒It&#8217;s too bad he still exists because you&#8217;re reminded that Hillary spends her time sucking on baby brains with the <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/04/us/politics/hillary-clinton-fundraising.html?_r=0">Rothschilds in the Hamptons</a>手淫与胎儿的腿无人机的镜头也门男孩尖叫着火了100000美元每盘羊肉主菜你读过< a href = " http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct -唐纳德-特朗普失去加里森·凯勒- 20160831 story.html”>加里森·凯勒# 8217;s特朗普片< / >,我的朋友问吗所以削减你是皇后,说极了由奔驰I don&#8217;t like Trump but I like when he makes Lady Rothschild gag.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">They&#8217;re both horrendous pieces of shit特朗普是一个小丑,但希拉里破烂让我相信蜥蜴人唯一的好消息是合法的总统只能杀死阿拉伯人洗牌罗斯柴尔德钱从一个到另一个当你工作交税所以幸运穷人可以他妈的多汁的十几岁时死于一个账单的世界Kazcsynski& # 8217;年代Our society is garbage美国必须吃光了十年后就好了昨天会更好让加拿大人吃我们的骨骼给墨西哥人的土地他们停下来# 8217;t做更糟Where is my fucking candidate.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">MSNBC cuts away from one of their Hootie black guys记者在泽西岛的沙滩上飓风出人意料地没有击中他仍然站在那里他必须讲起大风,一位老妇人走过阳光阳伞一个孩子构建一个卡片,另一个折叠折纸起重机如你所见南希这# 8217;现在年代有点泡沫,但仅仅12小时前这些海洋搅拌与千腿带刺的恐怖相机# 8217;年代滚动所以你必须说话但是没有故事文明将会继续You will have nothing that you want.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">**********</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"><em><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511">The Pussy</a></em></span></p> https://狗万是不是万博.com/2016/09/05/you-will-have-nothing-that-you-want/feed/ 25 狗万是不是万博 贾斯汀2