狗万是不是万博-未分类的——delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 结婚,2018年11月07 11:14:30 + 0000 每小时 1 http://wordpress.com/ https://s0.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png 狗万是不是万博-未分类的——delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 粘性:最后,一些好消息 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/的评论 太阳,2017年10月29日23:02:06 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5821 I&#8217;m writing a serialized novel called Finally, Some Good NewsHere are the chapters so far: What Do You Do Nest Egg Second Date No Exit The Zombie Zone Angel of the Morning Belinda Power Achiever I Just Keep Losing The Sherman Oaks Outdoorsman Aswang Festival of Savings The Fisherman&#8217;s Daughter Ghost Wedding Talk to [&#8230;] <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;m writing a serialized novel called <em>Finally, Some Good News</em>Here are the chapters so far:</span></p> <ol> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/11/25/finally-some-good-news-part-1/">What Do You Do</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/10/02/finally-some-good-news-part-2/">Nest Egg</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/12/24/finally-some-good-news-part-3/">Second Date</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/14/no-exit/">No Exit</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/19/finally-some-good-news-part-4/">The Zombie Zone</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/05/27/angel-of-the-morning/">Angel of the Morning</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/07/06/belinda/">Belinda</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/09/30/finally-some-good-news-part-5/">Power Achiever</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/14/i-just-keep-losing/">I Just Keep Losing</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/22/finally-some-good-news-part-6/">The Sherman Oaks Outdoorsman</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/11/04/aswang/">Aswang</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/11/19/festival-of-savings/">Festival of Savings</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/12/10/the-fishermans-daughter/">The Fisherman&#8217;s Daughter</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/12/24/ghost-wedding/">Ghost Wedding</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/01/28/talk-to-her-for-me/">Talk to Her for Me</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/02/10/father-of-the-sword/">Father of the Sword</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/03/11/the-big-one/">The Big One</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/03/27/industrial-society-and-its-future/">Industrial Society and Its Future</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/05/20/red-dawn/">Red Dawn</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/03/evaluation/">Evaluation</a></li> </ol> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/29/sticky-finally-some-good-news/feed/ 23 delicioustacos 我只是继续失去 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/14/i-just-keep-losing/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/14/i-just-keep-losing/#comments 星期六,2017年10月14日18:32:27 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5770 以前:你做什么巢蛋第二次日期没有退出僵尸区早晨电力成就天使**********我们可以修理炉子,房东说好的Gre -在你的成本甚至你要怎么说,你告诉我,你把它打扫——这# 8217;不是我[& # 8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5783" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/14/i-just-keep-losing/cnn-purple-gun-girl/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg?w=490" data-orig-size="299,168" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="cnn purple gun girl" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg?w=490?w=299" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg?w=490?w=299" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-5783" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg?w=490" alt="cnn purple gun girl" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg 299w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/cnn-purple-gun-girl.jpg?w=150 150w" sizes="(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Previously:</span></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/11/25/finally-some-good-news-part-1/">What Do You Do</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/10/02/finally-some-good-news-part-2/">Nest Egg</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/12/24/finally-some-good-news-part-3/">Second Date</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/14/no-exit/">No Exit</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/19/finally-some-good-news-part-4/">The Zombie Zone</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/05/27/angel-of-the-morning/">Angel of the Morning</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/09/30/finally-some-good-news-part-5/">Power Achiever</a></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">**********</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We can fix the stove, said the landlady.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">OK Gre-</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">AT YOUR COST</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">How are you going to even say that</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">YOU told me that YOU broke it cleaning the-</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">That&#8217;s not what I said Maureen</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Listen: to fix that stove I have to go in there, get the make and model number, call a repairman, wait for him, pay him for an estimate, wait for him to get the parts&#8230;</span><span id="more-5770"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He didn&#8217;t care about the stoveHe&#8217;d brought up the stove because she&#8217;d been in the apartment yelling at him about the mold and the closet sliding door mirror, which was crackedIt had been like that for two years since the last woman he cared about, who cared about him&#8211; two years&#8211; had got drunk and dived into it like a sparrow into a window焦炭也许很高She&#8217;d stayed at his house to watch his cat while his father died back East她# 8217;d邀请一个女孩在聚会一些中国YouTube尤克里里琴播放器选# 8217;d说好的,因为他想嗅后他们同性恋性表但却# 8217;d只是喝醉了,断了一切父亲去世了那只猫死了她离开了The landlady wanted $300 for the mirror.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He thought if he asked her to fix the stove, which just broke on its own, it would be a washShe&#8217;d back off她大约120岁,痴呆了但她喜欢梅威瑟她可能会受到打击没有任何关联他会支付镜子费用,他也会为炉子付钱,他会支付500美元的租金,因为这是真的,他无处可去从南方来看,墨西哥人已经消耗了数百英里,而从纽约东部,人们已经蜂拥而至,在街区涂满了精品店墨西卡利汁站现在14美元出售热狗,人行道上盛产初级伙伴印度加入上运行The rent went up and the taxes went up and the money sucking machine got closer to redline but didn&#8217;t ever seize up有五个犹太人正在建造一个太空柜他们知道黄石火山口的秘密日期It was the only explanation.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">**********</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The day after he lost to the old woman he went to the gun shop它位于办公室对面,旁边是火焰肉鸡烧烤碗Fortunately he didn&#8217;t have to park即使是残疾人空间也被采取了There&#8217;d been a school shootingWe expect the president&#8217;s remarks any minute, said NPRFor just a ten dollar monthly pledge you&#8217;ll have your very own collectible NPR mugI&#8217;m Cassidy Brown Schwartzman.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You took a number like a deli他70岁他等待着牛肉干显示At the counter three harried clerks explained they couldn&#8217;t sell the floor model of the Bushmaster AR-15, which hung dead center on the back wall枪手就像使用它一样可用的是一架AR-15,其上部经过修改,可以发射.22LR而不是.556发Which even he knew was pointless.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">They should fucking know this was going to happen, said the guy in front of himHe had red hair and a face like they&#8217;d pulled him out of a riverThere&#8217;s gonna be a run on AR&#8217;s when you get an action like this他们应该提前思考并订购更多Hey man I&#8217;m Dusty, he said.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Good to meet you.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Hope you weren&#8217;t here for the Bushmaster.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I think a handgun, he said.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">What kind</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Something big.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">That&#8217;s the spirit.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Maybe a revolver.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Well get a .357 and you can practice shooting .38 out of it, said DustyMuch cheaper.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Cost&#8217;s not a concern, he said.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Well good for you manBut if shit goes down you&#8217;re gonna want more than six roundsI&#8217;d get a sixteen round capacity.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I don&#8217;t need that much of a clip, he saidI just want it not to be complicated.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"><i>Magazine,</i> said DustyA woman&#8217;s voice came over the loudspeaker它说“23”他决定买一条绳子。</ span> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/10/14/i-just-keep-losing/feed/ 19 delicioustacos cnn紫色枪的女孩 没有出口 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/14/no-exit/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/14/no-exit/#comments 2017年2月14日星期二21:24:30 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5437 Every morning he thought: I can&#8217;t do this one more day通常在5个offramp处,一条公交线路切换高速公路在盲道后面造成了瓶颈选# 8217;d会快有神经病的,突然慢巴士就像一群大象身后一个80 & # 8217;年代日本皮卡有六个额外的[& # 8230;] <p><span style="color:#000000;">Every morning he thought: I can&#8217;t do this one more day通常在5个offramp处,一条公交线路切换高速公路在盲道后面造成了瓶颈选# 8217;d会快有神经病的,突然慢巴士就像一群大象身后80 & # 8217;年代日本皮卡有六个额外的钢管脚闲逛有时用红色抹布绑在上面有时不Drivers from lawless places.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Pipe right at eye level and once a week he almost got lanced in the face like a jousting accidentHe&#8217;d read about a woman killed by a flying manhole cover她正在开车,一辆油卡车碰到它,让它像一个巨大的中国明星一样旋转Through the windshield into her eyes like the Simpsons&#8217; dog with the frisbeeMy luck it&#8217;d just make me uglier, he thought丑陋的盲人和迟钝Then I&#8217;d step in the manhole.</span><span id="more-5437"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">It was Valentine&#8217;s dayHe&#8217;d dated a hooker once一年中最忙碌的一天约翰斯都想谈谈你怎么会有这么多孤独的男人和9/11只发生一次很多孤独的人然而科学花费数十亿发现零卡路里的甜味剂在十几岁的女孩在<我>蝾螈< / i >坦克当他妈的要求再多一个足球运动员时,数十亿美元花了一个机器人踢足球Drones controlled from a storage unit outside Vegas precisely target tables at Yemeni weddings but the killer at the joystick can&#8217;t get a second dateThey made a movie about Joaquin Phoenix falling in love with Siri嘿,Siri,他说你要跟我说话吗<i>I&#8217;m sorry&#8211; I don&#8217;t understand that.</i></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The way she said “that.” He could sense contemptHe thought about ramming today&#8217;s Mexican truck pipe也许是把它像两个人一样抓住了<i> 300,</ i>强迫它一直穿过他的大脑相反,他去上班了Around one he realized he forgot his lunch at home.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/14/no-exit/feed/ 24 delicioustacos 女人的三月 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/04/the-womens-march/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/04/the-womens-march/#comments 星期六,2017年2月4日19:34:49 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5419 女人# 8217;3月工作特朗普被粉红色的帽子现在是总统来自大马士革的角质杀手在你的女朋友的LAX欢迎学校教墨西哥语高盛(Goldman Sachs)是反式的新首席高利贷Brianna Wu上100美元现在眼睛在金字塔莉娜·邓纳姆# 8217;s混蛋All pregnancies terminated; late term abortions [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5422" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/04/the-womens-march/photo-210/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg" data-orig-size="1216,1632" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 5c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1484998292&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.12&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0033783783783784&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="photo-210" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=224&#038;h=300" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5422" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=224&#038;h=300" alt="photo-210" width="224" height="300" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=224&amp;h=300 224w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=448&amp;h=600 448w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg?w=112&amp;h=150 112w" sizes="(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The Women&#8217;s March worked特朗普被粉红色的帽子现在是总统来自大马士革的角质杀手在你的女朋友的LAX欢迎学校教墨西哥语高盛(Goldman Sachs)是反式的新首席高利贷Brianna Wu上100美元现在眼睛在金字塔莉娜·邓纳姆# 8217;s混蛋All pregnancies terminated; late term abortions turn babies into pugsPlowshares击败了社交媒体品牌管理所有工人都为赫芬顿邮报赞助了内容大使Doritos知道Black Lives MatterNew twins in Beyonce&#8217;s cunt brought to you by AudiLyft承诺效忠伊斯兰教法穆罕穆德言行录相比任务一妻多夫的奴隶制OKCupid不知道字的蓝色头发的性别与我的小马驹有关现在所有的色情Ruth Bader Ginsburg剪辑谢丽尔·桑德伯格(Sheryl Sandberg)与像琵琶鱼一样的肉体NSA服务器合并,从你不敢看的地方盯着你看蜂蜜Boo Boo # 8217;妈妈减掉了200磅你赢得了# 8217;t相信她有多华丽,她说在你内心的声音像这样Justin Trudeau&#8217;s hot soft hand on your back like your gym teacher who drank before noon; his robust yoga pants package crawling and awakeAngela Merkel&#8217;s spindly tendons twitch as she palpates your Soylent incubation sac我们赢了,伙计们百事可乐反对种族主义。</ span> </ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/02/04/the-womens-march/feed/ 17 delicioustacos 照片210 我没有一个聪明的认为在五年内 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/i-havent-had-an-intelligent-thought-in-five-years/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/i-havent-had-an-intelligent-thought-in-five-years/#comments 太阳,2017年1月15日21:09:17 + 0000 delicioustacos 未分类 okcupid http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5385 Jesus Christ I&#8217;m a middle aged man living alone in a one bedroom apartment with no door on the oven我曾经说过一个肮脏的厕所但现在你可以吃掉它我有一个应用程序,每月有一个不同的女仆来Never anyone you&#8217;d fuckNowhere is there ever anyone you&#8217;d [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5388" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/i-havent-had-an-intelligent-thought-in-five-years/muscovy-duck/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg" data-orig-size="1023,983" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 5c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1483286150&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.12&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;50&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0040816326530612&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="muscovy-duck" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=300&#038;h=288" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5388" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=300&#038;h=288" alt="muscovy-duck" width="300" height="288" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=300&amp;h=288 300w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=600&amp;h=576 600w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/muscovy-duck.jpg?w=150&amp;h=144 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Jesus Christ I&#8217;m a middle aged man living alone in a one bedroom apartment with no door on the oven我曾经说过一个肮脏的厕所但现在你可以吃掉它我有一个应用程序,每月有一个不同的女仆来Never anyone you&#8217;d fuck没有过任何你们# 8217;d操Life is work, AA meetings&#8230; the gym有女孩在健身房,为什么不要# 8217;你和他们谈谈Because I&#8217;m a pitiful insect不富不著名我现在有马鞍包Double digit body fat; not fully visible obliques&#8211; I&#8217;m a hog, in other wordsOccasionally a decent writer but that just means girls who don&#8217;t live near me want to fuck an imaginary version of meWho do I have&#8211; a married woman in SF, college professor back East一个中国女孩,现在住在瑞士,因为她# 8217;丰富各种红色状态类型实际上还有# 8217;年代很多女孩会他妈的我从愚蠢的网站所以这段意味着投诉实际上让事情看起来很不错1500年顽固的球迷至少包含15个女孩好看I&#8217;m pissed none of them has sucked me off this morning.</span><span id="more-5385"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;m masturbating to OKCupid profiles略厚亚洲赤裸上身的比基尼Another pic from the chest up; she&#8217;s wearing a nightie or something in ruffled sheets我想在她麝香的早晨唠叨我的舌头卡明她决定不抽出这个时间她开玩笑地骂我She is unavailable to take a birdwatching stroll around the pond today she says, by blocking me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I could get pussy today if I can keep my infected cyst under control抗生素什么也没做它发出红色曳光弹我能感觉到工作到我的大脑I become ever more retardedEver more incapable of writing anything besides “this pop culture thing sucks” or “I&#8217;d like to fuck someone.” I haven&#8217;t had an intelligent thought in five years我可能再也不会了所以呢我在读纳西姆•塔勒布# 8217;twitterThinking: oh shit, how come I can&#8217;t easily recall where the Hebrews were in a given era为什么我只知道“随机”这个词从<我>《辛普森一家》< / I >But then, he&#8217;s bald.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/i-havent-had-an-intelligent-thought-in-five-years/feed/ 17 delicioustacos 番鸭,鸭 Reader Mailbag:成功的博客 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/11/06/reader-mailbag-successful-blogging/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/11/06/reader-mailbag-successful-blogging/的评论 太阳,2016年11月6日21:57:53 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 gamergate 鹦鹉 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5263 An aspiring blogger writes: Ok, questions: Keep in mind, obviously you’re a stranger, and you’re just trying to get your own thing together, and you don’t owe me anything, but your work is an inspiration to me on a personal and professional level and I seek to emulate it in my own way! So feel [&#8230;] <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5270" style="width: 310px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img data-attachment-id="5270" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/11/06/reader-mailbag-successful-blogging/parrot-with-woman/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg" data-orig-size="1280,862" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="parrot-with-woman" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=300&#038;h=202" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5270" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=300&#038;h=202" alt="parrot-with-woman" width="300" height="202" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=300&amp;h=202 300w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=600&amp;h=404 600w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/parrot-with-woman.jpg?w=150&amp;h=101 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><p class="wp-caption-text">image stolen from <a href="http://www.pets4homes.co.uk" rel="nofollow">http://www.pets4homes.co.uk</a></p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">An aspiring blogger writes:</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">Ok, questions:</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Keep in mind, obviously you’re a stranger, and you’re just trying to get your own thing together, and you don’t owe me anything, but your work is an inspiration to me on a personal and professional level and I seek to emulate it in my own way! So feel free to respond or not respond, but hey, questions.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"> a) obviously, you have the very real problem of people you know in your real life “finding out” about your blogHow do you balance that? I read some things about you going on dates and being worried the girls wouldn’t like you once they’d read what you’d written about them, and about being concerned about the possibility of being fired by HR once they started tracking the sites you visited at work….I want to start a blog/monetize it, and have been worried about this same problemSo I don’t know how much actual advice you’ll have for me, other than “it is what it is”, but I wanted to know how you balance being authentic as possible in your writing and not burning bridges!!!!</span></p></blockquote> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My life is meaninglessI don&#8217;t care if it collapses我讨厌工作我# 8217;d爱失去我的工作我没有妻子没有女朋友没有孩子No chance at any of those things.</span><span id="more-5263"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">When I wrote about HR tracking my shit I&#8217;d already been fired等待被替换I worked in in film &amp; TV in a job I hated, a world I hatedBut it was a marginally “creative” field so justified my being on Earth.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Nothing to live for now except that my death would hurt other peopleDon&#8217;t take this to mean I want to die我喜欢生活我拿出垃圾和黄冠鹦鹉飞过一大群我每天早上都在办公室停车场看到它们我看到这个物种在秘鲁,在亚马逊,粘土舔日出时,他们来吃矿物盐丛林中的种子是有毒的The clay soothes their stomachs.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Someone stole a bunch of these birds from the jungle, drugged them, hid them in his pants on a plane在韩国城的一家阴凉商店出售人们把它们当作宠物买了至少有两个逃脱和性交现在有数百个野生They reconstructed a life they&#8217;d have had in the Amazon每日路线覆盖里程日期在这里生长,石榴在这里他们生活很长时间还有# 8217;我们所有人的希望当我回来时,我腹泻了</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">b) you like wordpress? if you were starting over, would you still use wordpress? what site would you move to if you were going to start having the “ads” you were talking about?</span></p></blockquote> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You seem to think my shit is good (thanks) and I&#8217;m successful我# 8217;m不成功I don&#8217;t make money for this没有人读它我得到了一次我支付WordPress不在我的网站上显示广告If I didn&#8217;t there&#8217;d be a “<a href="https://theawl.com/a-complete-taxonomy-of-internet-chum-de0b7a070a2d#.2ss5n66zl">chum box</a>.” It would say <i>You Won&#8217;t Believe How Gorgeous Honey Boo Boo&#8217;s Mom is after Losing 130 Pounds.</i></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Honey Boo Boo&#8217;s mom did not lose 130 pounds如果她做她# 8217;d仍然看起来嫁接猪皮猩猩头骨Honey Boo Boo&#8217;s mom lets hideous men fuck her children so she doesn&#8217;t have to be alone蜂蜜Boo Boo # 8217;脂肪是一个盾所以酸气味猿从阿肯色州并# 8217;t刮背或擦拭屁股正确获得# 8217;t贴机油的手指在她的小秃头女人蜂蜜Boo Boo学会发胖当她四岁,因为母亲需要一个男人Ads on your site will celebrate this person&#8217;s weight loss.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">All online ads feed on stupid people&#8217;s celebrity worship这笔钱来自于引导您进行网络钓鱼计划<i>纽约时报</ i>上的广告就像这样If you believe something you can&#8217;t make money from it你怎么能说出一些真实的东西并在旁边撒谎No one will pay you for “content.” Liars in your niche will be flashier and louder than you任何有广告的网站都不值得尊敬任何写作都不值得尊重Get “monetize” out of your head.</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">chow long have you been writing for?</span></p></blockquote> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Forever but I peaked in high school我的父亲是一个管道工,但我去了一个奇特的地方很多作家但我的话有一个生活的没有# 8217;t我赢了一个奖,然后在那里得到了一个免费的旅行他们现在成为百万富翁写电视节目<i>纽约时报</ i>关于他们的孩子的论文I&#8217;m a 40 year old male secretary with a blog about beating off.</span></p> <blockquote><p><span style="color:#000000;">d) I want to learn about your self-marketing techniques, extensively, but obviously you’ve had to work hard for whatever knowledge you possess, so you just let me know what you feel like sharing, lolBasically, you are under no obligation to mentor me unless you feel like it, lol, but I’m sure I didn’t need to tell you that.</span></p></blockquote> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I got popular in 2012 when I posted a <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2012/03/23/book-review-fifty-shades-of-grey-by-e-l-james/">joke review of <i>Fifty Shades of Grey</i></a> in the comments of <a href="https://heartiste.wordpress.com/">Chateau Heartiste</a>他推我的评论He was part of a network of men&#8217;s sites that talked about fucking现在他们谈论犹太人如何利用混血和同性恋堕落来阉割美国我不同意这一点But him tweeting my shit is more than I&#8217;ve done for anyone.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">He had 6,000 followers他的推文给了我3000次观看当时有一半的粉丝点击了一个链接现在1%太多的蚂蚁聚集一块肉The internet is dead.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">After that people would post it on Reddit as their own off the cuff <i>Fifty Shades</i> thoughts只要<i> Fifty Shades </ i>电影的广告出现,就会发生这种情况有人会说你从美味的炸玉米饼中偷走了十条评论这让我获得了成千上万的观点没有人点击TwitterEveryone clicks from Reddit.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The next popular thing I did was copy pasting stuff from my OKCupid outbox into a <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2013/03/26/44-okcupid-openers/">post</a>我希望它是“100 OKCupid开器”,但跑了出去它爆炸了,因为世界各地的男人都在寻找如何发生性关系最“PUA”材料是教一个人钓鱼支付真正的社会动态三大加上机票,告诉你如何骚扰克罗地亚脱衣舞商场的购物者我给了那个人一条鱼My messages seem stupid unless you understand how dumb, boring and lazy absolutely all other men are, and women are far worse.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">That post was viewed hundreds of thousands of times这种材料使用了数百万次我的朋友会得到消息女性会有消息我得到的消息告诉我我是一个混蛋让男性使用的消息Every two days there&#8217;d be a Reddit thread一个女孩说看看我得到的这个令人震惊的消息阿卡看起来很难和我一起出去玩Ten comments down: he stole that from delicious tacos.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was sleeping with a lot of girls from OKCupid写了很多关于OKCupid的文章前纳粹厌恶女性主义者称我为在线约会之王富人付我200美元一个小时写配置文件Sleazy PUA公司为我提供了工作机会One day Tinder existed and it was over.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Now there&#8217;s no marketing我有2000的twitter追随者当我发布一条帖子时,它会产生79个观看次数如果一个帖子在标题中有“屄”这个词,大概有1500个人会阅读它如果没有,1100The same guy will comment “fag” every time.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I don&#8217;t know where the views come from现在比现在少了也许是因为当你谷歌我手机上就会给你带来一些AMP页面,再现了我的工作Or maybe no one reads my site.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The way to be popular would be to embrace the Big Internet War纳粹vsSJWsBut I can&#8217;t pretend to give a shit about transsexuals&#8217; shitty video games<I>抑郁症任务</ i>很好,但Zoe Quinn是一个令人恼火的自我提升诅咒I&#8217;m a man without a countryI used to hate women but don&#8217;t anymore我在这个“利基”中的“盟友”都疯了I can&#8217;t leech off their popularityI can&#8217;t get away from being identified with themIt&#8217;s hard to say fat chicks are gross but can we leave the Jews out of it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hot-Naked-Kittens-Stories-Delicious-ebook/dp/B010GX8T94">first book</a> sold 700 copies我的<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511">第二本书</a>售出100份*My <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/11/25/finally-some-good-news-part-1/">next</a> <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/10/02/finally-some-good-news-part-2/">book</a> will sell some negative amount of copies我# 8217;反物质会支付钱吸现金从我的手中I&#8217;ll get reverse pussy from it that pushes sperm back into my dick我# 8217;m笑柄我不能再更糟了但我仍然早早醒来打字,把血留在地板上That&#8217;s what you should do too.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">* Update- I was counting wrong, it&#8217;s 300.</span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/11/06/reader-mailbag-successful-blogging/feed/ 38 delicioustacos 鹦鹉与女 片的生活 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/08/27/slice-of-life/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/08/27/slice-of-life/#comments 2016年8月27日星期六17:27:25 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5175 马桶今天早上堵塞了When the landlady fixed my shower she also put some giant volume of something&#8211; concrete maybe&#8211; in the tankSo water isn&#8217;t being used in each flushShe&#8217;s been obsessed with this for yearsFirst she tried a Mountain Dew 2 liter filed with seltzer, which gassed out and floated [&#8230;] <p> <span style =“color:#000000;”>今天早上马桶堵塞了When the landlady fixed my shower she also put some giant volume of something&#8211; concrete maybe&#8211; in the tankSo water isn&#8217;t being used in each flushShe&#8217;s been obsessed with this for years首先,她尝试了一台装有苏打水的山露2升,它无气腾腾而浮出水面Then a couple attempts with some kind of surgical bag full of gel.</span><span id="more-5175"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">The latest try she didn&#8217;t tell me about只是第二天,我注意到我的厕所是一寸的水位在孔进入下水道本周我做了意大利面买了一个3磅袋冷冻蓝莓我的屎,巨大而粘稠的黑色每天早上我冲两次第一次冲洗只是将碗填充到下唇,旋转的黑色粪便和一个侮辱的一团涂抹的卫生纸在周围旋转The second one, where I have to turn off the water at the wall first, then flush, makes it juuuuuust up to the meniscus, menacing the bathroom floor with agitated churning chunks of stool before slowly, slowly receding down after long seconds of suspense.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">This morning I tried that trick againShit water oozed over the side of the bowl into the crack between the tiles几乎到地毯上不得不用纸巾擦拭它打开我的旧商店品牌与漂白剂喷雾瓶清洁剂,它赢得了# 8217;t喷雾自喷嘴的虫子爬了将漂白剂倒在地板上走在潮湿的地方消毒我的赤脚部分已经踩到了粪水后来我发现地毯上有漂白斑点Like the man said: the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">**********</span></p> <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511">The Pussy</a></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/08/27/slice-of-life/feed/ 14 delicioustacos 受保护:女性最近 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/06/25/women-recently/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/06/25/women-recently/的评论 坐,2016年6月25日23:56:03 + 0000 delicioustacos 未分类 妇女 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4975 没有摘录,因为这是受保护的帖子。 <p>这篇文章受密码保护您必须访问该网站并输入密码才能继续阅读。</ p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/06/25/women-recently/feed/ 52 delicioustacos 他妈的未来,燃烧你的钱 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/05/21/fuck-the-future-burn-your-money/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/05/21/fuck-the-future-burn-your-money/#comments 2016年5月21日星期六20:52:34 +0000 delicioustacos 未分类 种族主义 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4957 我需要失败好的狗屎发生时就会疼我要求加薪Had to wait two months to knowThe whole time thinking don&#8217;t freak out上帝消除了我对金钱的痴迷上帝让我出现并服务上帝消除了结果依赖让我耐心一点But that&#8217;s [&#8230;] <p><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='490' height='276' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/GAe67CbD3Gg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;autohide=2&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;wmode=transparent' allowfullscreen='true' style='border:0;'></iframe></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I need to fail好的狗屎发生时就会疼我要求加薪Had to wait two months to knowThe whole time thinking don&#8217;t freak out上帝消除了我对金钱的痴迷上帝让我出现并服务上帝消除了结果依赖让我耐心一点But that&#8217;s not how it works.</span><span id="more-4957"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You wait patiently for the bus but it doesn&#8217;t come until your patience breaks你疯掉,以后才会显示出你# 8217;要迟到,踩在你的手机上量子的东西停下来# 8217;t有你想要的东西,直到它毫无意义我# 8217;我为我的孩子找一个妈妈我最后的精子细胞死亡的那一天Get a 500,000 advance for <i><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511">Hot Naked Tits 2</a></i> the day Weimar inflation hitsGood for half a heel of bread.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">This raise was gonna save me我得到了加薪我知道这是什么仍然很穷勉强维持小气的存在在一个小镇消防水龙头出来的You have to drink it because that&#8217;s all there isA town where six foot four single moms from Denny&#8217;s fight videos with that weird downy back hair; women with hormone levels like Lyle Alzado beat me打破我的脆弱的老骨头扯掉我的结肠(造)瘘袋把它倒在我的脸上在寒冷的时候,青少年嘲笑我萎缩的阴茎土耳其肌腱关节炎手摇摇欲坠可怜又老又孤单I can never have kids大学学费一年68美元大约是美国家庭税前收入中位数的两倍Never have kids or if I do I&#8217;ll give them nothing周期开始一遍又一遍他们的年龄也很差Catheters yanked out in the street by hooting teen mobs from World Star.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Fuck education大学是一个骗局但是我的孩子不上大学:不合理的我去了花哨的预科学校Wouldn&#8217;t trade it for the worldThe education was seeing how rich people live全国5000个家庭从金钱恐惧中解脱出来它需要四代人的利益By the time the panic&#8217;s bred out of them they&#8217;re 1/16<sup>th</sup> owners of islands off the Connecticut coast在某些法律规定之前,没有人应该拥有它Dozens of horses in their nameSecond cousins gifting them nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars every Christmas birthday graduation that they don&#8217;t even notice只是坐在某个地方积累的钱,钱,钱当我在房地产工作我# 8217;d看财产所有权一些家庭信任的每一个人Wealth must be multigenerationalIf you&#8217;re not born rich you&#8217;ll never beUnless you&#8217;re the sacrificial lamb who grinds yourself to the bone hustling so thankless descendants can forget youPeople don&#8217;t talk about how fucking <i>hard</i> making money isWhoring lying hustling to outcompete other hustling liars.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;m about in the top ten per cent of income earners now家庭的前四分之一但洛杉矶的一所房子至少花费了五十万美元</ i>租金至少每年十五岁< / i >在一块,如果你的自行车不# 8217;t嵌入在一个立方体的脱氧钢,它将立即消失<我></ i>我住的家庭的平均收入是38大How the fuck does it work.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We do have Weimar inflation“通胀”只计算了品牌电视由孟加拉奴隶不是食品住房医疗保健和教育,而不是税收这一切都在上升和上升,直到你绝对必须继承沙特的钱才能买得起一本教科书压舌板政府永远不会拯救你资本主义是纯粹的邪恶粪便,但政府接触的任何事情都会更糟Public schools just packed with MS13 face tattoo illiterates, grizzly bear sized microcephalic Denny&#8217;s fighters who&#8217;ll machete my gangly meek childrenI&#8217;ll get out, you thinkI&#8217;ll go to Couer d&#8217;Alene or some shit but the only job up there is jerking off donkeys加利福尼亚的钱搬到山上逃离墨西哥人,到处都是富有的老混蛋毁了它无论你走到哪里,他们都会吸引你,你的工资水平意味着很差To be upper middle class they make you move where the neighborhood association charges 20 grand a year to chide you about lawn ornaments.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I got the raise which means I suck I&#8217;ll fail I&#8217;m doing a shitty job they&#8217;ll fire me追溯我的银行帐户我停下来# 8217;t工作了我他妈的讨厌这份工作,所有的工作,但我需要二十多年来该死的钱退休每年节省足够住半年所以我需要再工作四十年</ i>这# 8217;年代No wife.<br /> </span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">No kids to get scholarships to fancy prep school, where I learned how rich people are拉丁文背诵<i> Aeneid </ i>Something to keep my mind occupied the summer after, working third shift in a candle factoryThat Cape Verdean bank robber who&#8217;d done 20 years for murder said he was gonna fuck me upI&#8217;d lost a trick in the spades game on our 1AM lunch break他一直瞪着眼睛维吉尔让我打标签枪关注成箱的洋基月桂树的果实votives而不是恐慌9美元一个小时- 2美元的临时机构<i>Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris.</i> I&#8217;ll have to work in a candle factory again at 80再一个看门人Reach my hand into back office toilets again, dislodge black tar streaks of fat grizzled insurance men&#8217;s long thick greasy fibrous all meat diet logsAnd every girl asks: what do you do.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">This money is a curseI&#8217;ve seen the poorThey&#8217;re happy菲律宾的每个人都是一个快乐的白痴上帝给了我特定的脑损伤,使我无法工作上帝让我流口水抽搐蔬菜隐隐约约地意识到,当我的疮疮有序时,感觉很好上帝让我不要梦想自由It kills me.</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/05/21/fuck-the-future-burn-your-money/feed/ 51 delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/#comments 2016年结婚,2016年3月16日05:32:09 + delicioustacos 未分类 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4847 我和一个女孩在一起,这可能是2007年我们去了伯班克的县避难所养了一只猫年轻男性,因为我最后的猫很酷猫房有一排长长的坦克,前面有一个有气玻璃,气孔30 cats but no young guys until the very [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="4851" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/bud-on-wall/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg" data-orig-size="1310,2066" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.4&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 5c&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1455049315&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.12&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.05&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="bud on wall" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=190" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4851" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=190&#038;h=300" alt="bud on wall" width="190" height="300" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=190&amp;h=300 190w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=380&amp;h=600 380w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-wall.jpg?w=95&amp;h=150 95w" sizes="(max-width: 190px) 100vw, 190px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was with a girl, this was maybe 2007我们去了伯班克的县避难所养了一只猫年轻男性,因为我最后的猫很酷猫房有一排长长的坦克,前面有一个有气玻璃,气孔30只猫,但没有年轻人,直到最后一排的最后一只猫黑色和蓬松,胸前有一颗白色的星星Who&#8217;s this handsome fellowHe&#8217;s one of the bucket cats, the woman said两只小猫在一个密封的油漆桶找到已经采用的妹妹This guy was aging out of “cute kitten,” maybe headed for the firing squad.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I put my finger on the glass and said: hey, budHe put his paw on my fingerOn the way out the clerk with the paperwork said do you know his name, and I said: Bud.</span><span id="more-4847"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I got a call at workSomeone at the neighbor&#8217;s left the gate open; the pit bull got out邻居把他带到了兽医那里他们认为他可能会成功He didn&#8217;t.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Nine years it was you and meNow you&#8217;re gone and without you I&#8217;m gone tooI can&#8217;t move your food bowl我听到你外面想要进来,刷到我,坐在我旁边的钢琴凳上,当我在互联网上看着愚蠢的狗屎,你自己修饰这就是我们大多数晚上所做的事情你只是和我坐在一起Just being with each other.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We&#8217;d go out in the park in the morningI&#8217;d sit and write and you&#8217;d rub against my legs and stalk things in the grass使肿胀当狗来了但坚守阵地You knew I&#8217;d protect youI&#8217;d walk back toward home and you&#8217;d wait for me to get twenty feet and then run after me, try to catch my legs.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">My cars came and went; you knew them all by soundCome running up the street when I&#8217;d come home from work沿着高高的煤渣挡板围绕着我的视线我# 8217;d进去门,你们# 8217;d外面跑上楼梯I&#8217;d go to the base of the stairs and you&#8217;d run down them and run into the doorYou loved that game.</span></p> <p><img data-attachment-id="4858" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/bud-on-couch-2/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png" data-orig-size="812,477" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="bud on couch 2" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-4858" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=300&#038;h=176" alt="bud on couch 2" width="300" height="176" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=300&amp;h=176 300w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=600&amp;h=352 600w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/bud-on-couch-2.png?w=150&amp;h=88 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Cars broke, girls left meHard jobs, hard days, and I&#8217;d put my face in your fur and you&#8217;d purr and it would be OK.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">When I first got you home I let you out of the box in a dark quiet roomSo you wouldn&#8217;t be scaredFirst day or so I&#8217;d just sit there and talk to you当你足够信任我,我伸出我的手I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;d been petted before你带着你的尾巴绕着我走了一圈,高兴地在你身边六个星期前,我开始在晚上刷你,以便早点吸引你You&#8217;d act just the same.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">When you were little and I fed you, petted you, I&#8217;d make that ch-ch-ch sound so you&#8217;d know it meant good things, and I called you in with that every night我现在要发出声音你进来了吗Where are you, I can&#8217;t sleep if you&#8217;re out土狼可能会得到你I&#8217;ll go out in the dark and walk around只要你来,就要求召唤你们# 8217;d来跑,跟我来躺在床上,用爪子揉搓毯子,然后和我一起躺在寒冷中Bud you can&#8217;t be goneI come home and it&#8217;s not home now只是东西走到车道,没有你在我的眼角跑,害怕让你跑过来当我上厕所时,你把自己编织在我的腿上当我在洗澡时,你在我旁边碾碎Meow Mix窗帘上的窗帘生锈,总是在我旁边You stayed with me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I moved your food bowl and I want to collapse离开门等着你来You can&#8217;t be gone不要# 8217;t不见了They let me say goodbye but you&#8217;d already left大脑被摇晃起来,在一个带有夹子伸出舌头的呼吸器上They let me touch you but you weren&#8217;t thereThey&#8217;ll give me your ashes in a clay pot它将有一个漂亮的爪印,兽医说观看人们哭泣的专家But I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;d seen anything like it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">God, I wish it was me但那么你的生活会怎样我是唯一一个你信任的人这是与女孩的笑话:猫讨厌你街对面的那个人带着一张卡片他说Bud多年来一直在我的院子里,但从未让我宠他When you got fleas I gave you a bath myself because you&#8217;d have hated the groomerI didn&#8217;t want you to be scared.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;m sorry you were hurt and scared when you died, Bud.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I moved your food bowl and I want to put it back关上了门,现在你停下来# 8217;t进来I&#8217;m not ready for you to go我# 8217;对不起我不能# 8217;t保护你I love you forever and I can&#8217;t let you go, I can&#8217;t.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You were a sweetheart你是一个强硬的混蛋你是一只小狗You were a wild murderous savage; you&#8217;d uproot the gophers with their earth mover claws, laugh off the mockingbirds dive bombing you你把狗给了地狱,直到他们搬进那台杀人机器I think about killing him but he&#8217;s just an animal too.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You had a good life and a good home你爱我,我爱你I&#8217;ll let your ashes go in the parkWhen night comes and the wind blows in over the grass you&#8217;ll come home.</span></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">**********</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You can look into adopting a cat</span> <a href="http://www.aspca.org/adopt-pet/adoptable-cats-your-local-shelter">here.</a></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You can support the Burbank Animal Shelter <a href="http://thevbas.org/donate">here.</a></span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/feed/ 47 delicioustacos 芽在墙壁上 芽在沙发上2