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书评:Sam Pink的垃圾时代

20 可以

山姆粉红书

当我想到“alt lit”时,我会想到约会强奸陶琳被指控皮牛肉和牛肉情绪虐待他十六岁的情人过渡到一个男人我想到了如果它现在出现而不是2014年,他必须做出的仔细查找 - “重要” - 词库中的道歉。重要的是,我们继续这一紧急对话,绝对至关重要,我们相信......而且你通常会说“相信女人”,除非你现在误导了但你不希望别人撇去并认为你是Jerry Sandusky带着十六岁的男孩在屁股上,要么什么样的恶梦强奸是如此,如此重要,这些指责总是如此除了现在,and I fucked her before she was a man but trust me I believe it’s wrong to point that out… 继续阅读

艺术评论:Emma Sulkowicz的自画像(表演与物体)

6 损伤

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到4月3日在Coagula Curatorial举行

她以为你很热,我的约会告诉我好吧我可以把它拉下来我打败了她强奸视频15次You stand on a plywood box; she stands across from you on another plywood box; there’s a painted line between you and you talk but you’re not allowed to touch her在附近有一个名为Emmatron的人体模型连接到带有罐头问题的iPad如果你询问有关强奸的事,她会把你引导到人体模型iPad说你为什么不马上去看警察你为什么Facebook给他留言:操我屁股等等你选一个她录制的声音开始了操我屁股是一种表达,就像拍我脑袋一样如果我告诉你在头部射击我,你真的会认为我想要被击中头部。 继续阅读

受保护:App Review:适用于iOS的Tinder

11 八月

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业务回顾:LDC Collection Systems

18 九月

最不发达国家

我收到了一封信它说我欠旧金山市62美元加上滞纳金6月份的停车罚单这是为了一个汽车我不再拥有根据我把它卖给的男人说,一辆车坐在Van Nuys的一个破坏的院子里。来吧,他说我发誓,你可以找自己。我相信他头部垫圈被吹了他再没有办法让它再次运转。

我可以通过打电话,去城市的网站,或通过邮寄到LDC Collection Systems来汇款我在网上看了看城市网站是真实的门票是真的在信中,它说这是一辆白色的梅赛德斯,车牌号正确我的车是银色的我认为那个人卖掉了车牌。不,不快来看吧,来拍照吧,就在这里 这辆车已经五年不在旧金山了。继续阅读

受保护:产品评论:Safeway®“夜间睡眠”迷你Caplets

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产品评论:Tenga®EasyBeat Egg™人工阴道,“丝滑”

29 四月

柔滑的鸡蛋

这个fucksleeve在周二收到了邮件他想,就像一个真正的女人一样,它永远都要来了在公共场合,你永远无法讲述一个笑话。

正如所承诺的那样,它是谨慎的包装一个惊人的小盒子其中包含一个含有fucksleeve的塑料蛋While small, it could be stretched, per the pamphlet, “to accommodate any size penis.” There were also hints on how to maximize sensation on the glans and frenulum; some artist had been paid to draw a hand in various positions stretching this piece of silicon over a healthy-sized member这是一种生活在物品的孔口内是一包润滑剂,但他选择了Curel Intensive Care保存特殊的东西,以备不时之需。

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产品评论:Kidde®组合烟雾/一氧化碳报警器,型号KN-COSM-IB

22 二月

组合-烟一氧化碳-alarm_install

I woke up and a demonic metal brontosaurus was leaning over me, shrieking, and then murmuring in a woman’s voice.  Behind her was Satan, in a long black cloak with glowing red eyes.  I screamed and screamed.  “Low battery” said the demon.  What the fuck?  “Low battery.”  What– Satan was my coat, his eyes were the reflection of my alarm clock in the window.  The dinosaur was my lamp.  I must have taken my phone off vibrate, it was telling me to charge it.  Weird, it had never done that before.  I could hear the neighbors thumping upstairs, thinking I’d been gutted.  Their dog was freaking out.  I found the phone, turned it off.  Started drifting off again.  Dreamt I was on a boat in the oceanMona was there, her sun-warm skin, her belly.  The wind.  Sardines glimmering in the sunlight under the waves…继续阅读