狗万是不是万博-OKCupid /约会- delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 结婚,2018年11月07 11:14:14 + 0000 每小时 1 http://wordpress.com/ https://s0.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png 狗万是不是万博-OKCupid /约会- delicioustacos http://www.hlmusiq.com 大量的鱼 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/的评论 星期四,2018年6月28日14:46:39 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5986 还有# 8217;没有理由不愿花一毫秒和另一个人# 8217;t他妈的我然而,我做我# 8217;我看到我的父母然后去这愚蠢的AA会议我的父亲# 8217;年代死但我仍然去每年至少50父母的生日晚餐Because it&#8217;s Mother&#8217;s Day Father&#8217;s Day This Day That Day&#8211; [&#8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5987" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg" data-orig-size="960,540" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5987" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&#038;h=169" alt="229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon" width="300" height="169" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=300&amp;h=169 300w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=600&amp;h=338 600w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/229691681-the-temptation-of-saint-anthony-museu-nacional-de-arte-antiga-hieronymus-bosch-lisbon.jpg?w=150&amp;h=84 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">There&#8217;s no reason to spend a millisecond with another person who isn&#8217;t fucking me然而,我做我# 8217;我看到我的父母然后去这愚蠢的AA会议我的父亲# 8217;年代死但我仍然去每年至少50父母的生日晚餐Because it&#8217;s Mother&#8217;s Day Father&#8217;s Day This Day That Day&#8211; some fucking wedding, Jesus Christ还有# 8217;没有操我一天,没有墨西哥青少年猫咪,Xbox的一天All chit chatting with old people until you look down and your own hands are old.<span id="more-5986"></span></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Middle age坡度按现在可悲的蹲伤了九年如果我过去的平行后每条腿一天支付一个泰国的女人,一位200岁的蛤蟆脸操纵我的臀部痛苦我有很多该死的该死的鱼建议比赛就像<我>寂静岭< / i >概念艺术策划年龄适当的女人太胖了老和可怕,从来没有像这样的人的图画老爸爸Yaga的描写,更美观关于暴食的中世纪的木刻版画丑陋可怕的没有人出生之前大量的鱼能怀孕博世认为把一个结实的农场小龙虾头妻子在地狱但也# 8217;t想出dickshrinkers喜欢这些毫无疑问他们的孩子That I could message them, and never hear back.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;"> </span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/06/28/plenty-of-fish/feed/ 15 delicioustacos 229691681——-圣安东尼的诱惑————位于nacional de -《antiga -波-博世-里斯本 再见OKCupid http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/05/27/goodbye-okcupid/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/05/27/goodbye-okcupid/的评论 太阳,2018年5月27日20:38:49 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 okcupid 莎拉杰西卡帕克 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5966 他们禁止我OKCupid我# 8217;d说谁知道为什么但是你知道它是用硬一些脂肪bluehair右翼未来van杀人犯他们的吸引力政策是:滚蛋所以这# 8217;s消失了我知道,这# 8217;没有损失It sucked already一旦他们推出了看照片这是[& # 8230;] <p><img data-attachment-id="5967" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/05/27/goodbye-okcupid/fullsizerender/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg" data-orig-size="744,432" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="FullSizeRender" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=300&#038;h=174" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=490" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-5967" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=300&#038;h=174" alt="FullSizeRender" width="300" height="174" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=300&amp;h=174 300w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=600&amp;h=348 600w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/fullsizerender.jpg?w=150&amp;h=87 150w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">They banned me from OKCupid我# 8217;d说谁知道为什么但是你知道它是用硬一些脂肪bluehair右翼未来van杀人犯他们的吸引力政策是:滚蛋So it&#8217;s gone.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I know, it&#8217;s no lossIt sucked already一旦他们推出了< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2014/09/14/a-tinder-success-story/ " > < em >看图片< / em > < / >这是注定要失败的但OKCupid ineffeciency市场漂亮的房子在一个附近的一个普通家庭可以负担得起你可以让女性写单词一个利基但技术变得更好资金介入每一块买的房子GuangFei轻工技术或伯克希尔哈撒韦破烂家庭信托的< em >《纽约时报》< / em >新婚夫妇玛蒂尔达Wong-Rubinstein和切特·冯·Crackington III你想要一个房子,你更好的继承的钱你想要的屁股,你更好的继承的脸高帧不要# 8217;t我# 8217;六十一年,扯掉Girls just see the <a href="https://www.popsugar.com/beauty/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Eye-Shadow-Met-Gala-2018-44820230">met gala photo</a> of Sarah Jessica Parker.</span><span id="more-5966"></span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">So goes the postliterate era即使是我,我今天早上要读一本书但有人在Twitter上有一个线程2000年初& # 8217;动物视频和flash动画我看着,直到他们长大肿瘤在我的眼球重要的部分我的顶叶变成囊坏死脂肪阅读文字会让人生病这是有道理的,如果你看到宇宙作为一个狡猾的模拟由上帝来折磨我如果我们给了他一些能力的一种艺术形式使他喜欢这样做这么多,他认为这是他的<我>的目的< / i >给他最低限度积极的反馈只是,他继续他花的时间和精力致力于事业,家庭等等是的他# 8217;我把<我> < / i >的女孩The angels are laughing and God has to keep saying dude, I&#8217;m serious.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We&#8217;ll make this art form something hard but hard to <i>fail</i> at too这# 8217;s键写作不是一个年轻的男人# 8217;游戏他可以认为这42卧推他一次清除容易解除了他的脖子的合成类固醇同性恋摔跤迷恋色情明星的三冠王的凯莉·米洛混音AirPods出来头发变白和他量身定做广告男性橡皮泥煤渣砖头慢跑对肉毒杆菌阳性慢跑不取消枪的男人同性恋毒到自己的脸关注<我>有氧运动< / i > 8217点不为他买肉毒杆菌t这# 8217;知道他# 8217;年代古老而怯懦的,认为他可能会想要一些无所不知的算法他应该得到广告学校<我>< / i >写作不是一个年轻的男人# 8217;游戏我# 8217;m变得更好And he will&#8211; this is important我们得到的50%的东西他能读和说:不坏I&#8217;m not embarrassed by this.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">And one of the angels sees what&#8217;s comingAnd then you take the whol&#8211;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Dude don&#8217;t step on my punchline你停下来# 8217;t失败,因为还有# 8217;没有成功的措施大多数人不要# 8217;t赚钱还有# 8217;没有截止点这# 8217;不是NBA还有# 8217;增量选# 8217;三年以上基本粒子在<我> < / i >出来了但是,邮局<我> < / i >当人是五十岁还是时间We stretch it out, streeetch it out and then&#8211; WHEN HE THINKS HE HAS SOMETHING GOOD&#8211;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We make it so nobody fucking reads&#8211;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">ExactlyI&#8217;m telling you, this is my best work.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Whadya think he&#8217;ll do?</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Don&#8217;t know但我们# 8217;我把大屠杀自杀的一群丑陋的狗屁不是我们要减少选项He&#8217;ll feel like he&#8217;s stealing someone&#8217;s idea.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Love it&#8211;</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">We&#8217;ll make him like birds too and then put a fucking loud bird outside his window at 4:30 every fucking morning so he&#8217;s tormented by the only thing he loves.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">You&#8217;re a genius, boss.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">Et ceteraNow before you post that comment saying &#8220;you suck,&#8221; &#8220;stop whining,&#8221; etc., I want you to take a minute to slice your carotids with a box cutter.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">They banned me from OKCupid我遇到了艾米丽< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2013/02/08/autopilot/ " > < / > OKCupid上和她在一起三年足够仍然爱她,我对她的死有梦想吗她应该是一个一夜情我遇到了妮可OKCupid上我陪她的儿子,她患了癌症手术,几乎杀了她他们< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2013/04/29/product-review-tenga-easy-beat-egg-artificial-vagina-silky/ " >切颈< / >试图削减她的十六岁的肿瘤之一我应该拔掉插头照顾她的孩子Supposed to be a one night stand.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I met <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2012/11/24/elena-part-six/">Gertrude</a> on OKCupid爱上了她哭了,当她离开应该是一夜情I met Agnes on OKCupid who is the girl in <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2014/07/03/the-wolf-witch/">this</a>, <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2014/08/01/postmortem/">this</a>, <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2014/12/25/the-messiah/">this</a> and <a href="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/07/30/whats-out-there/">this</a> and left work to drive me to the emergency room for my unexpected asshole surgery握住我的手时,他们告诉我,可能我的整个shitpipe剪和结肠钉在我身上我遇到凯蒂OKCupid上我采用< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/03/15/bud/ " >芽< / >,安营在马里布海滩睡在悬崖的电波发出嘶嘶声Ashley&#8211; demeaning to describe a person this way but god damn baby your gigantic ass如果我有她现在我# 8217;d让她I broke her heartShe was 23 and I was 32 and I thought that was scandalous back thenOlivia who used to write sad articles about me on “The Frisky.” Dakota who wrote for Buzzfeed, Rachel who wrote for TMZ我希望我# 8217;d知道总有一天我想卖书想出名你停下来# 8217;t得到一个女孩的<我> < / i >平台了现在他们让社会正义本地广告They only date black guys.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I wrote for OKCupidOKCupid曾经有过一个“杂志”功能像一个博客除了人们阅读它我# 8217;d post和get日期希望女孩让我写我OKCupid的名字是可口的玉米饼和有一天,我想:我应该开始一个新的网站实际上文章What will I call it.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I got internet famous from OKCupid写了< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2014/08/04/okcupid-starter-kit-copy-this-and-tell-me-what-happens/ " > < / >和< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2012/04/08/reader-mailbag-how-to-make-a-good-okcupid-profile/ " >概要文件建议< / >和< a href = " http://www.hlmusiq.com/2013/03/26/44-okcupid-openers/ " >罐头消息< / >发送数百万次我认识的人会得到人,很多人,发送和关系和结婚I didn&#8217;t.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I slept with a hundred women though我得到了数以百万计的页面浏览量我成为地球上最重要的OKCupid专家没有利用它出售服务,以丰富的混蛋,曾经是你可以使用单词遇到一些人,坠入爱河现在整个& # 8217;一个愚蠢的广告现在我# 8217;老人们迟钝我也有禁止Seeking Arrangement促进性交易I&#8217;m innocentThey kept my money.<br /> </span></p> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2018/05/27/goodbye-okcupid/feed/ 13 delicioustacos FullSizeRender 保护:没有人会了 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/26/no-one-else-gets-laid-either/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/26/no-one-else-gets-laid-either/的评论 星期五,2017年1月27日04:46:46 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 blacked.com 综合医院 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5390 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/26/no-one-else-gets-laid-either/feed/ 21 delicioustacos 保护:OKCupid 2017 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/okcupid-2017/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/okcupid-2017/的评论 太阳,2017年1月15日17:26:47 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 马修mccounaughey 最高的绅士 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5370 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2017/01/15/okcupid-2017/feed/ 3. delicioustacos 保护:你应该消息我第5部分 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/12/01/you-should-message-me-if-part-5/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/12/01/you-should-message-me-if-part-5/的评论 周五,2016年12月02 05:46:53 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5306 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/12/01/you-should-message-me-if-part-5/feed/ 11 delicioustacos 保护:你应该消息我第4部分 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/09/11/you-should-message-me-if-part-4/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/09/11/you-should-message-me-if-part-4/的评论 太阳,2016年9月11日20:40:30 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 卡斯珀van不要脸的二亚乙基三胺 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=5193 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2016/09/11/you-should-message-me-if-part-4/feed/ 38 delicioustacos 保护:日记:我的短暂的禁欲的职业 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/09/03/diary-my-brief-abstinence-career/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/09/03/diary-my-brief-abstinence-career/的评论 星期五,2015年9月04 02:30:26 + 0000 delicioustacos 药物 OKCupid /约会 女性 鸬鹚 性与爱情成瘾者互助协会 他和 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4531 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/09/03/diary-my-brief-abstinence-career/feed/ 10 delicioustacos 保护:圣所 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/29/sanctuary/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/29/sanctuary/的评论 2015年8月29日,星期六17:29:49 + 0000 delicioustacos 药物 OKCupid /约会 女性 性与爱情成瘾者互助协会 他和 水禽 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4528 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/29/sanctuary/feed/ 31日 delicioustacos 保护:我不允许考虑热年轻猫咪 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/28/i-am-not-allowed-to-think-about-sex/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/28/i-am-not-allowed-to-think-about-sex/的评论 2015年8月29日,星期六01:59:18 + 0000 delicioustacos 药物 OKCupid /约会 女性 乔治hw布什 自慰 性与爱情成瘾者互助协会 他和 未成年人的屁股 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4521 没有摘录,因为这是一个受保护的文章。 < p >这篇文章是密码保护你必须访问网站,输入密码继续阅读。< / p > http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/28/i-am-not-allowed-to-think-about-sex/feed/ 12 delicioustacos 我的第一次网上约会 http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/18/my-first-ever-online-date/ http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/18/my-first-ever-online-date/的评论 星期二,2015年8月18日20:21:12 + 0000 delicioustacos OKCupid /约会 屁股 http://www.hlmusiq.com/?p=4515 我在比赛2006年My &#8220;headline&#8221; was &#8220;You should totally go out with me.&#8221; A girl messaged me saying &#8220;my roommate should totally go out with you.&#8221; I thought it was some kind of scam but no one else on the site gave a shit that I existed, so, I heard her out她[& # 8230; <div class="usertext-body may-blank-within md-container "> <div class="md"> <div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_4518" style="width: 188px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><a href="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="4518" data-permalink="http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/18/my-first-ever-online-date/aa-smaller-3/" data-orig-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg" data-orig-size="661,1111" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="aa smaller" data-image-description="" data-medium-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=178&#038;h=300" data-large-file="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=490" class="size-medium wp-image-4518" src="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=178&#038;h=300" alt="not her, but close" width="178" height="300" srcset="https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=178&amp;h=300 178w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=356&amp;h=598 356w, https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg?w=89&amp;h=150 89w" sizes="(max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">not her, but close</p></div> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I was on Match2006年My &#8220;headline&#8221; was &#8220;You should totally go out with me.&#8221; A girl messaged me saying &#8220;my roommate should totally go out with you.&#8221; I thought it was some kind of scam but no one else on the site gave a shit that I existed, so, I heard her out她发送图片他们的美国服饰的屁股模型我想:好,现在我要知道什么是骗局所以我设定一个日期附近的地方I honestly thought there would be people with cameras laughing at me.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I get there and it really is an American Apparel ass model还一个地中海的学生非常漂亮,非常聪明,一切我们喝着酒,它顺利,她建议我们回到我的地方我们做了And I had no idea how going on a date works, so&#8211; I didn&#8217;t make a move我没有# 8217;t甚至吻她我们聊了两个多小时,然后我走她,给她在她的脸颊轻轻一吻晚安我想这# 8217;你应该做什么,认真And I thought the second date should be dinner so I asked her out again and she got all hesitant and weird and eventually just flaked.</span></p> <p><span style="color:#000000;">I&#8217;ve been behaving like a complete pig ever sinceChasing down the ghost of the best <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pussy-Delicious-Tacos/dp/1534647511">pussy</a> I ever could have had.</span></p> </div> </div> http://www.hlmusiq.com/2015/08/18/my-first-ever-online-date/feed/ 17 delicioustacos 不是她,但很接近