Archive | May, 2013

受保护:这是你可爱的分手礼物

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受保护:读者邮箱:无法生存

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受保护:周末日记5-26-13:这都是你的错误梅根

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受保护:二十为我和六为房间

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自然体质

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阿斯特丽德试图让我和她一起工作的一个女孩在一起一些屄我的意思是,也许她不是一个傻瓜,但她不想和我在一起,所以,她是个傻瓜她一直在告诉阿斯特丽德她喜欢“建造”的男人,阿斯特丽德给我看了一张关于我衬衫的照片她说:

“是的,但他看起来像是在锻炼身体故意我想要一个像他砍柴一样魁梧的家伙。“

让我告诉你一件事。没有人looks what is now called “good” through normal activities.  You have to work at it, for the sole purpose of vanity, like it’s a second fucking job.  I was listening to an Opie and Anthony bit with Louis CK, which I now can’t find他们正在谈论如果他们脱掉衬衫,过去每个热门的男性电影明星如何都会笑掉他们的屏幕。查尔顿赫斯顿Steve McQueen这些拥有当时“热”身体的男人今天将是松弛的男性身体的标准已经疯了。继续阅读

受保护:失业日记:健康保险

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人们在洛杉矶谈论女性时所谈论的内容

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They mean those down the middle girls, those black Lulu Lemon pants girls, bone structure like one of those computer averages of a hundred college girl faces, white ipod earphones, white iphone, small dog but not quite at the level of small dog carried in a bag, talking about yoga, talking about if如果我得到那个飞行员,我会得到这个飞行员; they never get the pilotThey did a 3 episode arc playing the older sister on a Nick for Teens show maybe; they showed every member of the nationwide staff of Ponderosa Steakhouse how to sanitize the ranch dressing bin at the salad bar in an “industrial;” they may believe in astrology, they may actually be religious, they were the prettiest girl in Council Bluffs IowaOr they are the daughter of a model who famously advertised orange flavor Tic Tacs in the 80’s and the leathery head of television talent at William Morris whose face is like a Nazi propaganda poster but somehow she won the coin toss and is beautiful; her sister was not so luckyThe down the middle girl you think you can meet in yoga class but you can’t, you think you can meet in acting class but you can’t, you think you can meet her at a bar in the club at the dog park but it so thoroughly pointless to pursue her that you should think of her as bait for an ambushShe has a boyfriend, and she never does not have a boyfriend, and up to a certain age it’s gonna be the bartender at La Poubelle and after that it’s gonna be the aspiring head of television talent at William Morris who gets her a 7 out of 10 on The CW, or another actor, or some comedian who will break out at about the same level as maybe Adam Scott in 2 or 3 years; for now she has seen his Funny or Die video with the hundred thousand views or his quirky auto insurance commercial and that’s enough如果你是能够得到这些女孩的人,你就已经知道了如果你不这样做,你就没有机会,也永远不会倾斜酒吧或着名。

编辑:我应该承认 这个视频的存在是因为他们还提到露露柠檬裤我发现它很愚蠢,但你的里程可能会有所不同。