狗万是不是万博

8 二月

鸡肉饼

(这是我书中的精选热裸体乳房你可以买在这里。)

He was awake.  Hands on a steering wheel.  Trees rushing by.  Most cars were self-driving these days but he enjoyed it the old fashioned way.  Everything was coming back to him.  He was on his way home.  Emily was making a chicken pot pie.   His favorite.

The day was over and he remembered nothing.  The new stuff was perfect.  Used to be you’d get an image peeking through once in a while, an emotion of some kind.  The phone would ring and you’d get a little stab of fear.  You’d still have no idea what it was about, but you’d flinch.  Now, nothing.  Waking up, nice hot coffee, kissing Emily goodbye.  The drive to work; starlings swirling over the river.  Pull up to his parking space– it was in god damn Siberia, but, who cared; he would forget the walk.  Twist the dial in the crook of his elbow left, right, left again.  Then he was awake and driving and the sun had moved.  Ten hour shift gone by like it never happened.

People couldn’t ask “what do you do” anymore.  That was almost the best part.  He was old enough to remember the way things used to be, when that was everyone’s second question after “how are you.”  He wasn’t exactly ashamed of his job but he never quite nailed down the one line explanation for it either.  So he’d had to think about it in detail for a second, and thinking about his work made him remember his work, and suddenly his mind wasn’t at a party by the punch bowl but back under buzzing florescent lights getting reamed out by some prick.

Now, no one could ask because no one had any idea what they really did all day.  It was like anesthesia.  Count backwards from one hundred, you make it to about 96 and then you wake up and the work day was over.  They put a reservoir of the medication right in your arm these daysYou turned a dial in a combination only you knew, for safety, and the correct dosage dripped out for however long you wanted.  Almost everybody had one, even Emily, who didn’t work.  Just in case some trauma happened, or for a long plane ride.

He’d been in a sales gig when it came out.  He hadn’t wanted to use it.  But when it started to take over work itself had changed.  They sold newspaper subscriptions over the phone, the Los Angeles Times.  The guys who didn’t remember had nothing to lose, and were merciless.  Screaming rejections were water off a duck’s back.  They stuck to the script; they created a sense of urgency; they made a call to action.  They crushed objections.  They hammered the Ben Franklin close.  Lonely old ladies who couldn’t afford it suddenly couldn’t affordto buy the L.ATimes for more years than they would live, even if it meant giving up their cats to the kill shelter.  The guys were machines and they were fucking the poor for something they didn’t need, but they didn’t give a shit.  7 o’clock rolled around and it was like it never happened.  Except the big numbers they racked up.

Still, he had felt it unnatural.  He enjoyed talking to people.  He would draw at his little cubicle as the robodialer tried 323-462-0001, 323-462-0002… if someone couldn’t afford the newspaper, he wouldn’t sell it to them.  He fell behind.  His manager took pity on him and had him transferred to another division.  Saul Krauss of the Connecticut Krausses, owner of The Los Angeles Times, had purchased America Online and merged the two companies.  He was transferred to America Online Customer Retention.  Just as well because the manager started forgetting right after that.  He became a superboss and cracked down like Mussolini on the team.  They sold the L.A时间流向该州的每个家庭,现在正打电话向每个家庭出售第二次订阅。

他的新工作是处理那些要求取消他们A.O.L的人他们为取消提供了一条特定的电话线,另一端是他He  got twenty dollars every time he talked someone out of cancelling and was docked five dollars every time they went through with it.  What kind of stuff do you use A.O.Lfor, he would ask.  It was meant to sound like a technical question, like, maybe the web sites you’re looking at use up too much bandwidth, and that’s why your service is so terrible也许你需要c学习你的缓存But really it was meant to get them remembering their internet fondly and start blathering on about their lives.  The pictures of their grandkids they looked at.  They would get a warm feeling, remembering a less lonely time, and a positive emotional connection to A.O.Lwould be established.  They had tried to ship the job to India but the Mumbai college kids weren’t able to establish the same empathy; there was something untrustworthy in their accents.  At $199.99 per subscriber per year the stakes were too high.  You had to pay an American.

The job got to him.  Conning old people out of their cat food money.  And of course the screaming, the cursing, the threats. 上帝该死你取消这个他妈的或者我叫检察长和你的工作。  There were follow up calls he had to make to people who’d backed out and it was always how DARE you call me during DINNER!  Well don’t answer the phone then, jerkoff.  But it hurt.  To do the job well you had to open some part of yourself up to these people and when you were opened up they’d scream at you那时候他正在杀了自己以度过这十个小时然后回到她的家里。

The new medications were covered by insurance.  It was a pill in those days; you took it with breakfast and forty five minutes later you ceased forming new memories.  He was nervous, but on the first day he came to swimming in and out of remembering in his car, and there was a post-it on the dash.  He had beaten the office’s all time one day record for customer retentions.  On the passenger seat was a joke trophy the guys kept in the break roomYou knew, when you were “under,” that it all didn’t matter.  You were the same person but you knew it would be like it never happened.  You sucked it up and you kicked ass and baby got a new pair of shoes.

He had gotten ahead.  Or so they told him.  He was the top retainer of customers in the division and supervised a handful of his fellows.  Emily didn’t have to work anymoreThe cars got better and the houses got bigger.  Every day he came home bright and fresh as a daisy, smiling.  Emily was there with a chicken pot pie.  The light of his lifeShe had cleaned the house and carefully rolled out a thousand layers of pastry for the chicken pot pie crust, which she layered in a becoming manner across the top.  He was 44 now, although he hadn’t experienced about 10 of those years.

One day, about a half hour before his shift ended, his stent broke.  And he was awake.

他四肢着地他的肚子已经满了,不可思议的满满的,有些大而热的东西正在推进他的身体并受到伤害He craned his neck around.  A black man the size of a Tyrannosaur was palming his ass with a hot hand while he forced what felt like a yule log into him.  The man was covered in shiny black painted-on latex and was not smiling.  He himself was wearing a dress, a ballerina’s dress, and there was something in his mouth.  It was a ball gag coated in something like Vick’s Vap-o-Rub that made his eyes water.  He scrambled away on his hands and knees, screaming into the gag.  It took what felt like minutes to squirm off the startled guy’s member.  He was in a huge room, impossibly huge, a cathedral lit by fire and all around him impossible horrible things were happening.  A long dining room table with children eating from a tureen of human shit, an elderly woman skewered by a screaming stallion, everywhere dozens of people and animals were being fucked, being tortured, screaming, laughing, crying.  High above at a podium Saul Krauss, of the Connecticut Krausses, Chairman and CEO of United Los Angeles Times/ America Online Incorporated, was overseeing it all, issuing commands, laughing and masturbating.

He got the gag off, screamed again, got up, tried to run, but found he had a diaper around his knees.  Waddled wildly until he could get if off.  There looked to be a door under a rack where a naked man was wired to a car battery, shrieking.  He ran for itGreat Merciful God, it was unlocked.  It opened into a beige hallway with synthetic carpet and florescent lights and acoustical tile.  A poster of a man climbing a mountain encouraged DETERMINATION.  He ran.  He wanted the way out but realized he had barely ever seen the inside of his office while he could remember.  Out a window he saw cars.  The parking lot.  To the left.  Many stairs, and then he tripped and scraped his knees on the asphalt.  He tasted salt.  He was weeping, and the seed of many men was smeared across his face.  He puked, and ran some more.  The parking space, in fucking Siberia.  He sped home, gibbering and crying.

She wouldn’t be expecting him for half an hour yet.  He could smell the leftover chicken pot pie reheating.  He ran up the stairs.  He was still in the ballerina dress but he had to see her, had to tell her.  They were强奸people.  There was no job, no company; the whole thing was just some rich guy keeping slaves so he could jerk off.  We have to get out of here.  Move to out to the desert.  It’ll be hard with no money but I can live as long as I know you love me.  She was in the bathroom;  the door was half open.  Her hand was in the crook of her arm, turning on her medication.

44回应“狗万是不是万博”

  1. 书的书 2013年2月8日下午4:11

    哦,我他妈的上帝。

    哦,我的上帝。

    这是好的。

    我不认为我会睡一个星期。

  2. aneroidocean 2013年2月8日下午4:57

    请把它变成一本书或者是一个短篇小说或者其他的东西你让我兴奋不已。

  3. yousowould 2013年2月8日下午5:05

    哈哈,很棒的故事虽然不会他早已经意识到一些奇怪的是,当他回到家里与他的直肠的每一天都像一个风向标!

  4. 西蒙 2013年2月8日下午6:14

    绝对精彩。

  5. 匿名 2013年2月8日24点

    有人一直在读他的乔治桑德斯......

    • 匿名 2013年2月8日晚上9:13

      我读过这个IMDB情节摘要 - 似乎并没有真正解决相同的文化结构主要是工作世界DT无意中发现了可爱的《暮光之城》区territory-elaborate sci框架为实际的现实我们每天都愿意接受而不承认其恐怖的恐怖我认为Ray Bradbury比睡美人更多。

      • 匿名 2013年2月8日,九16再者在点

        他可以很容易地成为扩展隐喻的主人通过练习,或许可以起草新美国经典

      • sylviasarah 2013年2月8日晚上10:19

        巨大的差异应该是完全显而易见的我的错。

  6. enormymous 2013年2月8日下午11点

    辉煌。

  7. Rosbifou 2013年2月9日上午7:41

    你写得很好,但是直肠般的小丑口袋问题让人难以置信但是,好的中心思想。

  8. TempestTcup 2013年2月9日下午12:15

    Whoa, surprise twist in the middle! Skewering Stallions & all! This was great认真。

  9. 嘿nonny老鼠 2013年2月9日下午2:13

    不足为奇,但不再是人了甚至PKD只告诉我们所有我们已经知道的事情如果将粉丝分配给本科生,我不知道为什么有一天你不能成为。

  10. 嘿nonny老鼠 2013年2月9日下午2:14

    哈哈哈哈,重读评论该死的,男人认为他们的直肠很多,不是吗?

    • Rosbifou 2013年2月11日,在11:15

      我知道我每天24小时都在做对不起,Toots,我们知道你宁愿迷恋*你的直肠因为我们很可能被一个不可行(但浪漫)的距离分开,所以只需给V day买一个插头。

  11. virglekent 2013年2月9日下午5:09

    亲他妈的神…。今年的帖子!

    我读完这篇文章之后回复了你的电子邮件,你回击了我。

  12. 蛋糕和奶昔...... 2013年2月10日上午10:34

    这真的很棒。

  13. DT粉丝# 7 2013年2月10日晚上20点

    我喜欢这个,但有三件事让我烦恼。

    (1)句子碎片太多我理解他们的目的,但它过头了,这使得阅读变得更加困难也许在可能的情况下用逗号替换几个句号。

    (2)“树木冲过来。”如果你摆脱这个,第二和第四句话会更好地流动同时,它是多余的读者并不会更好的了解如果你想让读者想象一个快速行驶的人,而不是坐在交通中,那就提一下他正在经过其他车这也适用于第四句话。

    (3) A lot of what’s written is recycled from previous blog posts, for example, the annoyance of being asked “What do you do?” and “They called me DURING DINNER”.

    (4)工作经验,融入长期记忆,让你在工作中更好If the medication prevents you from forming new memories, how can you improve at your job, get better performance numbers, and get promoted like the main character? Unless you start the job with all required skills, the main character must consolidate memories at some point during the workdayMaybe the medication prevents you from consciously remembering events? So, you gain skills from interacting with customers, like being more persuasive or friendly, but you don’t know how you gained them除了使故事更合理外,这还可以使故事更有趣What if the main character starts acquiring new habits or personality traits without realizing where they come from? Like, how if a two-year old is molested, he won’t remember the molestation, but I’m sure it’d affect his behavior.

    • Virgle Kent 2013年2月11日上午10:44

      STFU! Who the fuck invited the English TA to give his notes and thoughts in the comment section when nobody asked如果你真的有这种感觉,为什么不直接给DT发邮件在关闭停止mirin和吃一袋迪克斯。

      • 蛋糕和奶昔...... 2013年2月11日上午11:25

        你告诉他/她/它,VK。

        最后,肯定吃那袋迪克斯,此外,如果你要写一个评论批评一个博客的使用英语,你可能想要考虑适当地完成你自己的句子“读者没有更好的了解。”你没有任何意义......

      • sylviasarah 2013年2月12日下午4:16

        Um…did anyone ever really ask for comments? DT did当他离开评论选项时打开而且当他实际发布的内容时,“阅读我的博客和评论”。

    • Alifeso罚款 2017年12月13日下午7:22

      没有工作所有数字和评估都已编制完成他是一个性玩具不需要技能保留理解一个故事之前试图编辑它。

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    “整个事情只是一些富有的人保留奴隶,所以他可以抽搐” - 这条线是杀手你可以用这一行来总结这么多。

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    #howmanycubitsisspielbergsdong

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