2012年9月,归档|

格特鲁德第二部分

30. 9月

She makes me cum too fast.  I can’t be completely honest about her because she reads this, but this is one thing she already knows.  Fucking on that couch; it’s hot, my balls keep slipping under her ass on the sweaty leather and getting squashed but it’s pleasurable.  Her ass is just wringing out my distended sac, and it makes me pop off in two seconds every time.  I want to say: let me take a moment to reel in my dirigible sized nutbag so your sweaty ass doesn’t keep rubbing it in the leather; this is what’s making me prematurely ejaculate, but– how do you ever say that sentence.  I can barely even type it.

But also because she is twenty two years old and small and not on birth control.  Just the smell of the back of her neck.  Just the smell of her.  Laying around my hot apartment for two days without showering.  My bed is awash with her twenty two year old ovulating cuntmusk.  I wish it had been fifty days and we lived in god damn Nigeria.  In some malarial swamp where she would sweat more.  I wish she would eat Indian food and go jog up a mountain in the one hundred and eight degree heat and then wrap herself in layers and layers of every piece of clothing I own under a heat lamp.  Twenty two.  There is no faking it.  This is the thing that billions of dollars and millions of man hours of science are trying to recapture; white bunnies getting their eyelids ripped off in stacks and stacks of wire cages and sprayed with chemicals; people getting their faces slashed up and pulled back like Ed Gein, soaps and lotions and perfumes and hours of grueling tendon wrenching excercise.  All to approximate this: the version that God made.继续阅读

格特鲁德第一部分

28 9月

我收到一封电子邮件通过这个博客:

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想要性/需要STD测试

我已经阅读你的博客在过去小时左右我看见你OkCupid概要文件在我处理(修订),我是一个29岁的双性恋的女人住在洛杉矶实际上我是一个22岁的异性恋女人住在长滩但我工作在社区(修订)我也5 ' 4,不是5 10我们应该做爱。

OkCupid你没见过我的意见,因为我打开匿名浏览我使用这个配置文件费用(修订)这样的人,我有很棒的性两个月,直到他打破了做事了,因为他发现我是他妈的小明星(修订)。

(电话号码)

哦,这得性保护,除非你想等到我10月2日STD测试。

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事情应该的方式

27 9月

All work is beneath me.  I should spend my days enthroned, being sexually serviced by sixteen year old virgins.  I should just be constantly impregnating our nation’s teens.  All of womankind should exist solely to serve as vessels for my offspring.  I should have a variety of fruits constantly available to me, regardless of whether they’re in season.

OKCupid:在线了!

25 9月

Ain’t that the motherfuckin truth; OKC blowing your game with the constant “Online Now” shit我想显得冷漠就像这些人从未试图让了。

我想出现喜欢的人没有在互联网上寻找约会当我寻找在互联网上日期像我太忙未能返回的文本,你知道,模型和东西经常大骂我的人约会模型和博士和美国众议院女议员最高法院法官,但热从俄罗斯网球明星我太忙忽略这支军队完成华丽的女人会给他们留下螺母与我约会要浏览这个网站这么不断状态指示器会让你相信如你所知。

亲爱的莫莉12个部分

25 9月

看,情况是这样的:

你是坏了

数十万美元的债务

你刚满三十岁,你的鸡蛋是枯竭,只适合智障儿童自闭症

我们的行业正在崩溃

你住在肮脏和污秽的宠物

你是一个旋转门的无意义的关系没有天赋的喜剧演员只会无休止地打破你的心

在一个周期收益递减

但是,莫莉

等一下,马上回来

获取和保持

22 9月

So I need to date a porn star.  I need to date someone who is in the sex industrySomeone whose life’s work is a study of sexiness and how to keep guys’ interest sexually.  Because I become bored with somebody after maybe three times fucking them.  And I’ve given up on them engaging me as human beings.  Or, some of them do, but we end up being friends; they can’t be my girlfriend because I don’t want to fuck them anymore.  The sex is what holds up my being in a relationship.  But the sex becomes a chore, quickly switching from something必须推动,持续一分之一日期,所有的东西吗他们have to push for.  When they are no longer new pussy, who gives a shit.  So I need a girl who can overcome that.  And the good news is, I don’t give a shit, you know,在道德上, if someone is employed in the sex industry.  I am not a stick in the mud.  But just like I kind of see it as my “work” in a relationship to be amusing and witty and full of valuable facts and ideas and etc., I need someone who sees it as their “work” in a relationship to change up their appearance and maybe walk around in a尿布在他妈的和积极作用,说服我妈,让我在新的和创新的方法,等等。

I need to be beguiled.  This is the danger of staying single too long.  Of getting too much pussy.  Of not “putting the pussy on a pedestal.”  Of achieving the dream of being a “player,” someone to whom the act of putting your penis into a new young attractive woman is as rote as putting on a pair of shoes– when you win, it becomes bathwater.  Something you’re just used to 继续阅读

保护:日记9-18-12:吸我的迪克他妈的,米特·罗姆尼

20. 9月

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